Ms. Nastiest Player Hater 2025
@agiantpaperclip.bsky.social
Went to the Player Haters' Ball and they all knew me.
@blackladyblue.bsky.social got me right!
February 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
@blackladyblue.bsky.social got me right!
This post reminded me i forgot to put mine on
February 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This post reminded me i forgot to put mine on
Belly button singing i might swerve, bend that corner, whoa.
February 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Belly button singing i might swerve, bend that corner, whoa.
Meg ever point at me like she's Hand Banana, best believe I'm going. Skipping right to her actually!
January 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Meg ever point at me like she's Hand Banana, best believe I'm going. Skipping right to her actually!
The ancient prophecy foretold this.
December 19, 2024 at 5:39 AM
The ancient prophecy foretold this.
Wtf was I ON in 2022
December 11, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Wtf was I ON in 2022
Sometimes I come upon things I have said in the past and astonish myself.
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Sometimes I come upon things I have said in the past and astonish myself.
She's Angela to Kyle's Oscar.
December 6, 2024 at 3:59 AM
She's Angela to Kyle's Oscar.
I messed it up before i could read the description.
December 3, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I messed it up before i could read the description.
Me: what's the play tonight y'all?
Also me:
Also me:
November 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Me: what's the play tonight y'all?
Also me:
Also me:
You forgot the
November 26, 2024 at 10:34 AM
You forgot the
There was a grocery bag on my doorstep. I hadn't ordered anything so I was like, is it a wrong delivery? There was a beat up slice of tres leches cake in a plastic shell and a package of biscoff cookies inside. I was thoroughly confused. I texted my best friend "did you send me cake?" She said no.
November 26, 2024 at 10:28 AM
There was a grocery bag on my doorstep. I hadn't ordered anything so I was like, is it a wrong delivery? There was a beat up slice of tres leches cake in a plastic shell and a package of biscoff cookies inside. I was thoroughly confused. I texted my best friend "did you send me cake?" She said no.
Drake all year:
November 26, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Drake all year:
THIS A REMINDER
November 26, 2024 at 12:35 AM
THIS A REMINDER
Walked in the house saying "YOU BIT YOUR AUNTIE?"
November 25, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Walked in the house saying "YOU BIT YOUR AUNTIE?"
Just saw somebody with teeth like this, that might be enough internet for me today. I yelped "JESUS" aloud, that was too much too soon with too little warning.
November 18, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Just saw somebody with teeth like this, that might be enough internet for me today. I yelped "JESUS" aloud, that was too much too soon with too little warning.
What's a pic of you that could be an album cover?
Idk where/when this was taken (my afro hasn't been that big in a LONG time) or what I was looking at, but this is my energy down pat. I'm either incredulous or disgusted (or both!), and that's how I imagine reactions to an album I put out would be.
November 17, 2024 at 5:28 AM
What's a pic of you that could be an album cover?
Idk where/when this was taken (my afro hasn't been that big in a LONG time) or what I was looking at, but this is my energy down pat. I'm either incredulous or disgusted (or both!), and that's how I imagine reactions to an album I put out would be.
My dad used to make my mom mixtapes, and these were all on one CD. She wore that CD OUT!
November 17, 2024 at 5:21 AM
My dad used to make my mom mixtapes, and these were all on one CD. She wore that CD OUT!
That'll learn me.
November 16, 2024 at 7:03 AM
That'll learn me.
Leave it to me.
November 16, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Leave it to me.