Ms. Nastiest Player Hater 2025
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Ms. Nastiest Player Hater 2025
@agiantpaperclip.bsky.social
Went to the Player Haters' Ball and they all knew me.
Pinned
So far, the butterfly app has a real Ned Flanders "hey there, neighborino!" energy that I, as a Homer Simpson type, cannot yet get jiggy with, but I'll try.
"Whatever Happened to Nasir Jones?"
Nas ou'chere with the YN unit installed
May 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The problem with bluesky is i already have so many bad actors blocked on the bird app that i still have a 70% pleasant experience using it.
(I did see an advertisement for someone drinking piss, but i don't wanna think about that rn, i blocked 'em though!)
I gotta block the bad actors here too, ugh.
April 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If i get a flat tire omw to a function, that's a sign from the Lord I need to stay home. If i get a flat tire omw home, that just means I had fun :)
April 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Swizz Beatz just ruined my mood because i forgot how his verse on Lord Lord Lord started.
February 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
February 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Haven't written a song in ages, grinded 95% of one out today.
February 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
This post reminded me i forgot to put mine on
February 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I am an enormous sentient office supply.
Now erbody bout to be like “post a pic doing a handstand holding a cup of coffee if you not catfish”

And lemme tell yall right now… I’m AI 😭
February 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I don't think I look like someone who dates men with face tattoos. And yet. They keep trying me.
February 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Belly button singing i might swerve, bend that corner, whoa.
February 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Reposted by Ms. Nastiest Player Hater 2025
You can only get shot and die once. How many times has Drake had to hear NLU?
February 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Talked myself into the draws and then he talked me out of them.

🤷🏿‍♀️ at least my room's clean now.
January 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
A lot going on.
a woman is laying on a bed using a cell phone .
ALT: a woman is laying on a bed using a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Meg ever point at me like she's Hand Banana, best believe I'm going. Skipping right to her actually!
January 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The cat caught me doing the do and now i think he's traumatized. I'm sorry, my boy. I tried to protect you 🥲
January 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The ancient prophecy foretold this.
December 19, 2024 at 5:39 AM
That footage coming out before the RHOP reunion. Oh man.
December 19, 2024 at 4:47 AM
I tore my room up looking for my lighter (my LAST lighter at that), gave up and started using matches like it's 1898, finally found my lighter...under my left breast. Ridiculous.
December 19, 2024 at 4:21 AM
I have an MRI tomorrow and like 40 silver charms in my hair that I almost forgot to take out. I might cry. I might.
December 18, 2024 at 7:44 AM
As 2024 comes to a close, please remember to vote for me as Nastiest Player Hater of the year at the Player Haters' Ball.
For Your Consideration: the vindication of my disdain and utter contempt for one Aubrey Drake Graham.
December 15, 2024 at 8:14 AM
I reported the roadside assistance guy @bigolegeek.bsky.social hopefully i own at&t by next week
December 14, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Getting ready to go to the pajama jam: oh, these pants have pockets, i'ma wear these
December 14, 2024 at 9:33 AM
Confidently told somebody where the southside ballroom is, then got in my car and googled it because I wasn't as sure as I sounded.
December 13, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Idk why i denied myself the pleasure of bread at my beck and call. Usually I don't buy it, but I've been so broke I've been eating the (sliced) loaf that's been in my freezer.

I love toast. I wanna be a toast.
December 11, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Seen every variant of my name EXCEPT my name.
This post is for the ones who never found their name on anything in a souvenir store🥴🥴
December 11, 2024 at 6:40 AM