Agent Number J
@agentnumberj.bsky.social
I am Agent Number J.
🚫MAGA!
🚫MAGA!
Shit, Clarence will be offering up rope!
February 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Shit, Clarence will be offering up rope!
How would you know?
February 16, 2026 at 1:56 PM
How would you know?
Hey look everyone... bullshit!
February 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Hey look everyone... bullshit!
If I'm dying, I'm taking them with me!
February 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
If I'm dying, I'm taking them with me!
If you're not already preparing for civil war, you're not paying attention.
February 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
If you're not already preparing for civil war, you're not paying attention.
I'm sure Renee Good and Alex Pretti would disagree.... if they hadn't been murdered by our own government!!
February 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I'm sure Renee Good and Alex Pretti would disagree.... if they hadn't been murdered by our own government!!
Waymo problems than a real car.
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Waymo problems than a real car.
I always believed that if our government started murdering innocent civilians in our city streets, we'd rise up and fight back. Boy was I wrong! We're nothing but a nation of cowards apparently!
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I always believed that if our government started murdering innocent civilians in our city streets, we'd rise up and fight back. Boy was I wrong! We're nothing but a nation of cowards apparently!
Just wait until the midterms! Imagine all the shit they'll pull then!
February 15, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Just wait until the midterms! Imagine all the shit they'll pull then!
Oh fuck off. You people are why we're here!
February 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Oh fuck off. You people are why we're here!
Everyone just dress like ICE on election day. They won't know who to harass!
February 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Everyone just dress like ICE on election day. They won't know who to harass!
Just imagine how bad it'll be on election day!
No, really.... imagine it!
Plan for it!
Be ready for it!
No, really.... imagine it!
Plan for it!
Be ready for it!
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Just imagine how bad it'll be on election day!
No, really.... imagine it!
Plan for it!
Be ready for it!
No, really.... imagine it!
Plan for it!
Be ready for it!
Here's an idea... Everyone against the data centers just turn on your AC and run your hair dryers on high 24/7! Texas's shitty power grid will do the rest! 🤣
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Here's an idea... Everyone against the data centers just turn on your AC and run your hair dryers on high 24/7! Texas's shitty power grid will do the rest! 🤣
Yeah. And weren't they supposed to be watching Kid cRock?
February 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Yeah. And weren't they supposed to be watching Kid cRock?
I think they only like the part of the Bible where grown men married teenagers.
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I think they only like the part of the Bible where grown men married teenagers.
So...
Scantily clad cheerleaders dancing around is good.
Not so scantily clad Puerto Ricans dancing around is bad.
Got it.
Scantily clad cheerleaders dancing around is good.
Not so scantily clad Puerto Ricans dancing around is bad.
Got it.
February 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
So...
Scantily clad cheerleaders dancing around is good.
Not so scantily clad Puerto Ricans dancing around is bad.
Got it.
Scantily clad cheerleaders dancing around is good.
Not so scantily clad Puerto Ricans dancing around is bad.
Got it.
Oh good... people are finally starting to see it and it only took a year of fascist bullshit to get them to wake up!
February 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Oh good... people are finally starting to see it and it only took a year of fascist bullshit to get them to wake up!
If you're not already preparing for civil war, you're not paying attention.
February 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If you're not already preparing for civil war, you're not paying attention.
Greed. The answer is greed.
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Greed. The answer is greed.
Her saying this is bad but a bumper sticker saying "Shoot your local pedophile" is totally fine? Do I have that right?
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Her saying this is bad but a bumper sticker saying "Shoot your local pedophile" is totally fine? Do I have that right?
If you aren't already preparing for civil war in November, you're not paying attention.
February 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
If you aren't already preparing for civil war in November, you're not paying attention.
Or...
"9/11 happened 25 years ago!"
"9/11 happened 25 years ago!"
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Or...
"9/11 happened 25 years ago!"
"9/11 happened 25 years ago!"
Yeah. A few of those states already tried that. How'd that work out for them again?
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Yeah. A few of those states already tried that. How'd that work out for them again?