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Agent Number J
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I am Agent Number J.
🚫MAGA!
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If you aren't already preparing for civil war in November, you're not paying attention! If you need advice, just ask!
If you aren't already preparing for civil war in November, you're not paying attention! If you need advice, just ask!
February 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Quick question... has anyone actually fallen for this latest distraction created by the MSM? Like, it's sad an old lady was kidnapped but with all the other stuff going on right now, WHO THE FUCK CARES????
February 14, 2026 at 3:25 PM
You kids don't know how good you've got it! Back in my day we had to call the internet!
a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card
Alt: Grandpa Simpson yelling and shaking his fist
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February 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
They STILL haven't arrested anyone for the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti.
a man in a tuxedo sitting at a desk with the words that is not justice written below him
Alt: a man in a tuxedo sitting at a desk with the words that is not justice written below him
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February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
He went to Hate Clips and asked for the Swasti-cut! 🤣
He’s giving Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element without the cute.
February 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Today would be a great day to read his obituary!
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 PM
What? What?! Where are MY friends?! ...
youtu.be/o6EFg5eWWlM
Turbonegro, All My Friends Are Dead (With Lyrics)
YouTube video by TheChannelOfMusic
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February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Defund AI!
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Hear me out...
What if we rebrand EV's as "coal powered cars?"
February 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
As we get closer to the midterms, expect more depravity from the Trump regime. He will ramp up the racism. He will ramp up the attacks on anyone not in the MAGA cult. He will ramp up his attacks on women. He will do everything he can to keep us angry and confused. That's how he operates!
a man says " we got this " in front of stairs
ALT: a man says " we got this " in front of stairs
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February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Here's a thought... everyone wear face masks and body armor to go vote! ICE won't know what to do!
Warner: "There is a very real threat without reforms at ICE that you could have ICE patrols around polling stations. And people say, 'Why would that matter if they're all American citizens?' We've seen ICE discriminate against Latinos ... you don't need to do a lot to discourage people from voting"
February 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
You guys think it's too late to get into the video rental industry?
February 7, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Hey have the arrested Renee Good's or Alex Pretti's murderers yet?
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Dear News Media,

This is what we, the viewers, expect from the place we go to get accurate information. That you do your journalistic duty to report the facts of the day. It's just sad that it only exists in Hollywood!
February 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I'm starting to think conservatives just wanted the Epstein files exposed so they could know who to get child dates from!
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
How low has America fallen under Trump?

Exhibit A:
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trump removes video with racist clip depicting Obamas as apes
The White House defended the post at first, calling to "stop the fake outrage", as members of both parties condemned the video.
www.bbc.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The crazy thing about Trump's racist post is that it still doesn't distract us from the fact that he raped little kids!
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I know that ultimately I probably won't be able to leave America because it's not as simple as just leaving but if I don't hold on to the possibility, then I see no reason to continue living!
February 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Trump is definitive proof that America was, is and forever will be a racist, deplorable country!
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I'm starting to think they were right to say, "Death to America!"
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I think we're only a a week or so away from Trump dropping the n-word with a hard r!
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Can we all agree right now that if he tries ANYTHING with the midterms, we collectively say enough is finally enough and take America back, by force if necessary?
February 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Me thinks the rich white asshole who owns the Washington Post got their fee fees hurt! 🤣
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Remember when the worst thing redneck America gave us was meth and not the U.S. President?
a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a chair with the words " those were the days " above him
Alt: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a chair with the words " those were the days " below him
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February 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM