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Howlite
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Fun dip horse deity and blue bird refugee
Social media burnout, don't expect much atm

Going through some shit. Who isn't.

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Angry as I am, I picked up Animal Crossing solely as a silly way to keep in touch with my niece. She lost her shit, she was so excited that I could play with her now.

I wasn't expecting much besides that--life sims n such aren't usually my kinda genre.

But yall. I get it now.
August 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Scene from Kiki's Delivery Service in which an exhausted Kiki deliberately faceplants directly onto her bed. Scene from My Neighbor Totoro in which Mei runs and trips in the rain, faceplanting on the wet ground. Scene from Ponyo in which Sasuke's mother Lisa lying slack-limbed on the bed, mentally exhausted. Scene from Spirited Away in which Chihiro sits in an upright fetal position on a small wooden chair against the wall.
July 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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A needed break from my usual "everything is bad" mode: yesterday was two years since TotK dropped. So here are the splatposts I made for the special #Splatoon3 #Zelda splatfest to celebrate its release.

A TRIFORCE OF ART
Black-and-white pixel drawing for Team Power, made in Splatoon 3 for the special Zelda splatfest in May 2023 to celebrate the release of Tears of the Kingdom. It shows the TotK version of Ganondorf in the foreground, fist raised in front of him as he yells out in anger. He is clothed in a Gerudo robe and several pieces of armor/jewelry. Got a little peak of them abs and a tiddy, too, which everyone was thirsting for when they finally revealed "hydrated" TotK Ganondorf. Yeah, I know what the people want. Behind him in the background is the boar-beast Ganon, based on his Ocarina of Time appearance because I think that's the coolest version. Ganon roars upward into the sky, revealing sharp teeth, his head framed by his large demonic horns. Floating above his head is the Triforce, the holy relic of Hyrule consisting of three triangles that make up a larger triangle. Here, the top triangle, the Triforce of Power, is illuminated and displays the Power symbol. Black-and-white pixel drawing for Team Wisdom, made in Splatoon 3 for the special Zelda splatfest in May 2023 to celebrate the release of Tears of the Kingdom. It shows the TotK version of Princess Zelda in the foreground, shooting an arrow with the Bow of Light. She has a fiercely determined look of solemn duty and purpose on her face, and her archery pose is achieved via extreme foreshortening: the bow appears closer to the viewer as Zelda targets her off-screen enemy from farther back. Behind her is Shiek, her alter-ego from Ocarina of Time. Sheik is just super cool, I mean, it's SHEIK! With arms, fingers, and head wrapped in bandages for disguise and masking their face, their identity is hidden until it was finally revealed in an epic scene in the final stretch of OoT: Shiek poses with their left arm across their chest and their right arm straight up in front of them, a single eye watching intently between their thumb and forefinger. And then the Triforce of Wisdom appears on their right hand! A flash of light AND BAM THERE'S ZELDA! RAW AS FUCK As such, Sheik is making that exact pose. Floating in front of Sheik's right hand is the Triforce, the holy relic of Hyrule consisting of three triangles that make up a larger triangle. Here, the left triangle, the Triforce of Wisdom, is illuminated and displays the Wisdom symbol. Black-and-white pixel drawing for Team Courage, made in Splatoon 3 for the special Zelda splatfest in May 2023 to celebrate the release of Tears of the Kingdom. It shows the TotK version of Link in the foreground, his right arm raised up (via extreme foreshortening) as he holds aloft a rusted and decaying Master Sword. He holds an old wooden shield in his left arm. His face is also fiercely determined in silent duty, his eyes looking behind him and toward the Master Sword. He wears the TotK Champion Tunic and the Hylian hood (hood down, so it appears more like a cape). Behind him in the background are a few references to past Links. First is Dark Link, his doppelganger arguably most infamous in Ocarina of Time. He appears almost entirely in shadowy black, except for his sleeves, hair, and stark white pupil-less eyes. He is turned away from us, showing a Hylian Shield across his back, as he glances over his shoulder and raises his right arm to slowly unsheath his sword. Behind Dark Link is the Hero's Shade from Twlight Princess, the armored skeletal spirit of Ocarina of Time's Link. As such, a little ball fairy, Navi, floats by his head. I like Navi, she was there with Link through time, how dare anyone say bad things about her! Floating near the top of the canvas behind the tip of TotK Link's decaying Master Sword is the Triforce, the holy relic of Hyrule consisting of three triangles that make up a larger triangle. Here, the right triangle, the Triforce of Courage, is illuminated and displays the Courage symbol.
May 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Heard at work this morning:

"Women are just emotional creatures"

My dumbass dude, the world is regressing into shit-swimming hell because men can't control themselves and their fucking emotions. Look at yourselves.
Parody-of-a-Justice Brett Kavanaugh with a toddler-esque tantrum face, angry and emotional before devolving into a blubbering crying mess of spit and tears, during his Supreme Court hearing. Scrunch-faced trump looking typically angry and emotional, wrinkly eyebrows furrowed to the center of his crunchy face--mouth gnarled into a grotesque shape showing his teeth as he rapidly yells into a microphone like a screaming brat. Both fists raised as though he can't decide which dick to suck first. Hilary Clinton during her 11-hour Benghazi hearing. She rests the side of her face in her hand, with a calm look of bored "what is this bullshit?" After hours of intense questioning that she calmly faced, the emotional frothing vitriol and misogynistic mudslinging from Republicans and MAGA trash, and millions of dollars wasted, Clinton was found innocent of any wrongdoing. A calm Kamala Harris, hand to her chin, looking amused at the idiocy of her debate opponent trump as he emotionally raves about something stupid and incontrovertibly false, like the very hateful stories about Haitians eating pets and doctors aborting and killing babies after they're born.
May 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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SpongeBob reaction meme, in which a fish character (named Martin?) looks into a toilet in a restroom and is disgusted with what he sees inside. In the original context, he finds a realistic sponge (SpongeBob hiding from a bully) and says "oh that's real nice" with a look of half-lidded, exhausted disgust. Like he's sick of this shit. The meme here has been edited to show RFK Jr. in the toilet, with the fish character Martin saying "oh that's health secretary RFK Jr swimming in a literal shit creek" Solidarity with Martin--we are all sick of this shit.
May 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Not many pics. But Scabby made an appearance! New Haven CT #MayDay #MayDay2025
Scabby the Rat, a large inflatable feral-looking rat. It has mangy fur, sharp teeth and claws, and red eyes. It is often a symbol of labor and union protests and strikes. Scabby the Rat, a large inflatable feral-looking rat. It has mangy fur, sharp teeth and claws, red eyes and a festering rash/wound on its stomach. It is often a symbol of labor and union protests and strikes. Protesters marching downtown, holding signs in solidarity with workers' rights, immigrants, and several other current issues. In particular, there is a May Day sign that says "No More Deportation Flights", another that says "Healthcare & Housing For All", another that says "Solidarity with Immigrants". There is also a sign that is partially covered by protesters in the foreground but it says "On Strike: One Job Should Be Enough". Of particular note is the older gentleman with a cane in center, holding an American flag on a pole over his left shoulder. A real patriot.
May 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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After the march, New Haven CT #MayDay #MayDay2025
May 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Massive crowd in New Haven CT this evening for #MayDay #MayDay2025. This was just as we were beginning to march. Incredible vibes.
May 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Short but sweet thunderstorm earlier tonight. The sky streaked for me!
A bright streak of lightning lights up a gray sky and illuminates the hill of trees below Two bright streaks of lightning cross paths and light up a gray sky Two bright streaks of lightning light up a gray sky and illuminate the hill of trees below A bright branching streak of lightning lights up a gray sky and illuminates the hill of trees below
April 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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My therapist: "yeah, it seems like people on both sides are..."

My brain:
Vintage/50s-style black and white illustration of a man in a business suit and tie, with a mildly bemused expression on his face and his hand held up in a gesture of disapproval as if to say "just stop". Stock photo of a bearded white dude wearing a checkered button-down shirt. His hands are held up in front of him in a "stop" gesture, and his face is contorted in mild disgust. Stock photo of another white dude, wearing a grey sweater. He holds a hand up to the camera disapprovingly, and is so disappointed that he cannot even look at the viewer but instead turns his head to the side, face uninterested in the foolishness he is witnessing.
April 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Daily moment of levity, #24
April 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Daily moment of levity #23
April 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Oh no! Clefairy better study up!
Edited image of the Clefairy Says minigame from the original Pokémon Stadium for the N64. One Clefairy is instructing a class of four student Clefairy, writing arrow patterns on the chalkboard that the students must memorize. More arrows are added to the patten as the game progresses. Mistakes are penalized with a squeaky hammer bonk to the head. The image here is edited so the cute squeaky hammer is replaced with a giant Ultra Stamp hammer special from Splatoon.
April 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Halftime repost, wanted to tweak some very minor things that were bothering me bc I'm like that
The same black-and-white pixel drawing made with the Splatoon 3 drawing interface, for the current special spring splatfest: morning vs afternoon vs night. There are just a few minor tweaks to facial features and shading. A close-up of Kay Faraday from the Ace Attorney Investigations sub-series is on the right, face determined as she readies a gloved fist for noble thievery! She wears the yatagarasu three-legged raven pin on her scarf. On the left is her signature catchphrase: ""Even in the depths of night, when no other bird dares to take flight, one alone soars to shine the light of righteousness on the world's blight!"
April 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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"Even in the depths of night,
when no other bird dares to take flight,
one alone soars to shine the light
of righteousness on the world's blight!"

#Splatoon3 #Splatfest #Springfest #TeamNight #AceAttorney #AceAttorneyInvestigations
Black-and-white pixel drawing made with the Splatoon 3 drawing interface, for the current special spring splatfest: morning vs afternoon vs night. A close-up of Kay Faraday from the Ace Attorney Investigations sub-series is on the right, face determined as she readies a gloved fist for noble thievery! She wears the yatagarasu three-legged raven pin on her scarf. On the left is her signature catchphrase: ""Even in the depths of night, when no other bird dares to take flight, one alone soars to shine the light of righteousness on the world's blight!"
April 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Daily moment of levity, #22
April 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Despite the repulsive state of the US (and, in effect, the world)...I hope this has been a pleasant and peaceful International Asexuality Day for anyone on the ace spectrum.
Asexual pride flag. It is a striped flag consisting of four colors, from top to bottom: black, light gray, white, and purple.
April 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Daily moment of levity, #21 (photo edition)
Screenshot from Splatoon 3, in Inkopolis Square. A violet-haired inkling wearing an Undead Head mask (a mask made of mummy bandages covering the upper half of her face) and a jelly sit at a table. The jelly is resting its upper body on the table, arms spread out and head tilted with tired eyes. The inkling holds her head in one hand and looks down pensively at the table. Above the inkling is a user-written message that says "Marie wouldn't have missed." Screenshot from Splatoon 3, in Inkopolis Plaza. A violet-haired inkling wearing an Undead Head mask (a mask made of mummy bandages covering the upper half of her face) is seen admiring the Squid Sisters Callie and Marie outside their studio window as the idols chat and laugh. Above the inkling is a user-written message that says "Marie wouldn't have missed." Screenshot from Splatoon 3, in an alley in Splatsville. A concrete wall has been tagged with turquoise user-wrtitten graffiti that says "Marie wouldn't have missed." Screenshot from Splatoon 3. A blue-haired octoling wearing a Fox Funface mask (a full-face mask resembling a kistune) stands in Splatsville. Above their head is a user-written message that says "Marie wouldn't have missed", echoing the sentiments of the like-minded inkling gallivanting around Inkopolis.
April 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Daily moment of levity, #20
April 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Daily moment of levity, #19
April 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Daily moment of levity, #18
April 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Daily moment of levity, #17
April 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Fuck this regime. They can't tell you who are you--they can't dictate that shit to ANYONE. Words won't be enough, but I stand with my trans brothers and sisters. #TransDayofVisibility

(Haven't drawn much in months, so please accept this old splatpost I made in Splatoon 2 back in 2019)
A black-and-white pixel drawing made in Splatoon 2's "plaza post" feature. Pearl, in mid-air as she performs a Booyah Bomb, looks down at the viewer in an extreme foreshortened perspective. She is wearing her Octo Expansion fit, and has a look of badass determination on her face. Her right hand reaches down toward the viewer, and her left hand prepares a growing Booyah Bomb as she yells "BOOYAH for TRANS RIGHTS"
April 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Daily moment of levity, #16
March 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Daily moment of levity, #15
March 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM