Just got the funniest email of all time
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Just got the funniest email of all time
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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If she’s YOUR grandma why is she leaving ME the rent controlled 5th ave apartment?
August 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If she’s YOUR grandma why is she leaving ME the rent controlled 5th ave apartment?
It’s fucked up what they’re doing to those horse girls and it’s extra fucked up that they make the horse girls want it done to them
They’re these incredible athletes and then we make them do a little song and dance?
It’s all pretty derby until the Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy kicks in
They’re these incredible athletes and then we make them do a little song and dance?
It’s all pretty derby until the Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy kicks in
July 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It’s fucked up what they’re doing to those horse girls and it’s extra fucked up that they make the horse girls want it done to them
They’re these incredible athletes and then we make them do a little song and dance?
It’s all pretty derby until the Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy kicks in
They’re these incredible athletes and then we make them do a little song and dance?
It’s all pretty derby until the Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy kicks in
My mother wants me to become a gardening influencer which is really sweet but deeply misunderstands how being an influencer works
July 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My mother wants me to become a gardening influencer which is really sweet but deeply misunderstands how being an influencer works
She doesn’t know that she’s going on an airplane today 😭😭😭
July 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
She doesn’t know that she’s going on an airplane today 😭😭😭
Sentimental man is a good song and I like it and I’m tired of pretending otherwise
December 7, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Sentimental man is a good song and I like it and I’m tired of pretending otherwise
Me making a poor financial decision at target + the cashier allowing me to do it despite misgivings
November 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Me making a poor financial decision at target + the cashier allowing me to do it despite misgivings
Ladies et al., he is in New Jersey
January 19, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Ladies et al., he is in New Jersey
My new son is on the way >:)
January 14, 2024 at 12:04 AM
My new son is on the way >:)
The only thing better than ordering something and it arriving is ordering something from overseas and having two glorious weeks of checking for shipping updates.
January 9, 2024 at 9:49 PM
The only thing better than ordering something and it arriving is ordering something from overseas and having two glorious weeks of checking for shipping updates.
MAN IN TOPHAT SPOTTED IN HOMETOWN COSTCO
December 20, 2023 at 3:26 PM
MAN IN TOPHAT SPOTTED IN HOMETOWN COSTCO
At the doctor to see about melting my toe off with acid
December 11, 2023 at 2:33 PM
At the doctor to see about melting my toe off with acid
Im listening to an mc Beaton book and I feel like my third eye has been opened but I can only see into the British astral plane
December 3, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Im listening to an mc Beaton book and I feel like my third eye has been opened but I can only see into the British astral plane
The children have resumed pissing themselves so that’s great
November 30, 2023 at 3:55 PM
The children have resumed pissing themselves so that’s great
Not beating the vampire allegations this year
November 29, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Not beating the vampire allegations this year
LIQUID SNAKE?????????????????
November 22, 2023 at 2:27 PM
LIQUID SNAKE?????????????????
Why didn’t tsa give a shit about the box of two inch pins in my suitcase while also drug swabbing my cat
November 20, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Why didn’t tsa give a shit about the box of two inch pins in my suitcase while also drug swabbing my cat
After moving I’ve really transitioned from a bodega breakfaster to a newsstand nosher
November 16, 2023 at 11:35 AM
After moving I’ve really transitioned from a bodega breakfaster to a newsstand nosher
I was trying so hard to play but I’m extra nauseous cause I ran out of meds
About to live laugh love my way through the commonwealth!! Wish me luck!!
November 11, 2023 at 11:52 PM
I was trying so hard to play but I’m extra nauseous cause I ran out of meds
About to live laugh love my way through the commonwealth!! Wish me luck!!
November 11, 2023 at 5:38 PM
About to live laugh love my way through the commonwealth!! Wish me luck!!
My job should pay me more
November 3, 2023 at 6:09 PM
My job should pay me more
Science time with Anna!
Question: will having a bigger tv make me a better gamer?
Hypotheses:a.) yes bc now I will be able to read the text on the screen
b.) no bc now I will have to move the reticle further in order to shoot things
Question: will having a bigger tv make me a better gamer?
Hypotheses:a.) yes bc now I will be able to read the text on the screen
b.) no bc now I will have to move the reticle further in order to shoot things
October 29, 2023 at 6:11 PM
Science time with Anna!
Question: will having a bigger tv make me a better gamer?
Hypotheses:a.) yes bc now I will be able to read the text on the screen
b.) no bc now I will have to move the reticle further in order to shoot things
Question: will having a bigger tv make me a better gamer?
Hypotheses:a.) yes bc now I will be able to read the text on the screen
b.) no bc now I will have to move the reticle further in order to shoot things