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This was so cursed that I had to share.
A grid with doneness of a steak in the middle, showing Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Medium Well, and Well Done. Above Rare, it shows increasing rarity of game drop items as progressively less cooked (Epic - a raw steak; Legendary - a live cow; Mythical - an evolutionary tree showing pre-cow species; and at the top is Unreal - showing the earliest creature that emerged from the sea). Below Well Done shows increasing intensity of compliments as progressively more cooked (Congrats showing a steak burned to charcoal; Wonderful showing a lava pit; Astounding showing a volcanic eruption of lava consuming a forest; and at the bottom is Incredible, showing a meteor strike incinerating the whole planet).
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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I think of this scene from Office Space:
Still from the movie Office Space, in which the Bobs ask "So what is it... that you'd say that you DO here?"
August 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I got into this situation so often in Morrowind, back in the day:
The screen from Morrowind that pops up when the game enters an unwinnable state, which reads: "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
April 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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What about this one?
Circle with three parallel arrows pointing diagonally downward to the left.
March 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Like this?
A meme showing a post from Anonymous with the image of a child-like character with cat ears and tail, and a spilled glass of juice, with the all-caps text: "I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP"
February 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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In all serious, I'm pretty sure this has been the case at least since 70 CE:
Warning screen from Morrowind, reading: "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
February 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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So yeah... this is where I'm at:
A two-panel image of a crowd of crudely-drawn people. In the first frame, one of them has a hand raised, saying: "uh, hi, yes, i have a question" In the second frame, the hand is lowered and the one who had raised their hand is speaking: "what the fuck" (with the word fuck in bold italics).
February 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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The "Make America Great Again" slogan is a perfect example of this, and some of us are old enough that we sounded the alarm on this the FIRST time a presidential candidate used the MAGA slogan.
Circular pin in Red White & Blue, with stars and stripes, and the text reads "LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" // "REAGAN '80"
February 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I forgot to include the pictures the first time. Here we go:
Hanukkah menorah on foil; the shamash and first two candles are lit. In the foreground is Siddur Sha'ar Zahav, and off to the side is an open box of hanukkah candles. Three homemade latkes on a plate lined with papertowel to absorb any excess oil. They were very tasty.
December 27, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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I'm reminded of this name list:
Baseball player names generated for SNES classic MLBPA Baseball: SLEVE MCDICHAEL ONSON SWEEMEY DARRYL ARCHIDELD ANATOLI SMORIN REY MCSRIFF GLENALLEN MIXON MARIO MCRLWAIN RAUL CHAMGERLAIN KEVIN NOGILNY TONY SMEHRIK BOBSON DUGNUTT WILLIE DUSTICE JEROMY GRIDE SCOTT DOURQUE SHOWN FURCOTTE DEAN WESREY MIKE TRUK DWIGT RORTUGAL TIM SANDAELE KARL DANDLETON MIKE SERNANDEZ TODD BONZALEZ
October 31, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #247,796!
Celebrating 10M users #247,796 CERTIFIED BLUESKY ELDER FIRST 10% Agape @agape.bsky.social Joined Jul 4, 2023
September 16, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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There's a dril tweet for that:
@dril the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron" 5:52 PM · Jun 1, 2014
September 6, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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Need one of these?
An advertisement for a 3D Model: 500 Cigarettes Adapter Image shows 500 cigarettes plugged into the device that connects them all to a single mouthpiece through a funnel-like object. It is watermarked with the XYZWERKZ logo. The product has 0 reviews.
August 5, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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This is what I look like these days! At FIFTY-THREE!!!!
A selfie, in which I'm wearing a sundress, a black straw sun hat, and a pair of glasses. My normally-pale skin is slightly sunburnt, and I'm smiling.
June 18, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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Ooooh! Is this the thread for sharing our noodle-friends?
Mojave Noodle, my ball python, is wrapped around my wrist.
December 23, 2023 at 5:30 AM
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If you think the first image is 'light pollution', but the second is not, you might just be antisemitic.
A Hanukkah menorah, fully lit for the final night. The Rockefeller Center Christmas tree and angels display fully lit.
December 14, 2023 at 9:54 PM