i keep forgetting that i have this i’m sorry that other stupid app has me by the throat i want to change

i wore this shirt to jury duty and the defense lawyer asked if it was true. that man’s client is fucked

the substance

I'm just not so sure the presidency and the position of attorney general were meant to be safe havens for people trying to avoid prison time

thought this was an astrology app for a second anyway

wait i kinda like dis app. everyone lock in

If we all keep posting we will make a post so good that it will fix all this. It’s the monkeys at a keyboard writing Shakespeare but for world peace.

gay people in my phone let me hear you