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AFSwan
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This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

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mechagirl bondage with lifting chains
November 9, 2024 at 2:19 PM
guys just want a girl who's doomed by the narrative... is that too much to ask
February 10, 2024 at 4:13 PM
drinking the radioactive water would fix me
January 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM
i'm gonna get one of the air force supercomputer ps3s and pay war thunder on it to honour those who have fallen. and by those who have fallen i mean the guys who got baned for posting military secrets to win internet arguments
January 14, 2024 at 3:12 AM
glad that i can pay for the $8,000 'complete soul annihilation' death curse in payments for as little as $412 a month! how convinent!
January 12, 2024 at 7:24 PM
has anyone tried cooking hotdogs with bong water or do i need to start innovating
January 8, 2024 at 10:01 PM
typa shit i'm tryna drive
January 4, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Y'know what's hard to draw? Clothing! Some of the best lessons in drawing drapery ever published were in the Famous Artists School's Cartooning course. Out of print for 60 years! But there are scans & a pdf on a defunct blog archived at the wayback machine. #comics
web.archive.org/web/20110727...
January 3, 2024 at 7:47 PM
is ash actually anyone's favourite hotline miami character? he's such a pathetic wet cat of a guy but there's gotta be at least *one* person out there who loves him

mad respect to whoever it is
December 30, 2023 at 2:11 AM
water coolers are save points
December 16, 2023 at 12:30 PM
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December 11, 2023 at 6:51 PM
Santa doesn't give out Coal anymore, They give out Pronouns now, sad to see how Woke the World's becoming
December 8, 2023 at 10:30 PM
this probably feels good as hell for the car
December 8, 2023 at 6:26 PM
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Cara Mia Addio
November 30, 2023 at 11:42 PM
i'm fentanyl maxxing. it's like gooning but doing opioids instead. if a cop touched my blood they would evaporate immediately.
December 4, 2023 at 3:22 AM
as a canadian its always great seeing the americans go manic over shit

anyways rest in piss kissinger
November 30, 2023 at 2:24 AM
fucked up how there's two different cars called 3. the mazda clears though
November 26, 2023 at 12:26 PM
idk if this makes me weird but i love horror that's based on the moment, and time after you realise you're fucked. like all agency is removed and all you can do is live with what's about to happen to you

shit rules man
November 25, 2023 at 3:58 AM
i deserve to be thrown into a pit and have rocks get pelted at me
November 24, 2023 at 9:42 PM
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youtu.be/Cmn4hlEzMCg

six is eternity. half is destiny
three for destiny // SIGNALIS FAN ANIMATION
six is eternity. half is destiny
youtu.be
November 22, 2023 at 7:54 PM
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if there's one thing i can give the pixel 7 pro, it's that the camera is nice
November 19, 2023 at 4:51 PM
rate my new edc
November 19, 2023 at 3:38 AM
yeah i'm giving up killing people in alleyways myself

everyone knows we're both gonna relapse in a couple weeks anyways
November 18, 2023 at 6:47 PM
we all know that one homie that never stops talking about the unabomber (me)
November 18, 2023 at 3:58 PM
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in case you've never seen it, here is the original reddit thread where a dude posts looking for legal advice bc he thinks his landlord is breaking in and leaving post it notes everywhere, and someone in the comments saves his life by correctly diagnosing him with carbon monoxide poisoning
November 17, 2023 at 7:29 PM