Also I wish Dewdrop was here but that's neither here nor there. (Well. I suppose it's here. But it's not relevant to my cold.)

I wish I could lie down

Also I like thinking about my Blorbo when I drink them. Which I cannot do at 8:30pm

I am sorry for Helms Deep-ing all over the place but that really was an exceptionally well executed siege/battle

The problem is that I keep trying to cite battle strategies from Real Life and I fear that the Dolmenwood doesn't have an Ancient China nor the associated Chinese Generals with their weird beefs for Connie to describe.

Unfortunately, I *am* having a good time thinking about how I'd defend this place

It appears that due to a critical lack of sewers we will NOT be Helms Deep-ing our way into this city.

I love when Elves show up to help a beseiged city with a battle

I pay attention to the thematic parallels because *someone* has to. 🫶

Oh Emory living up to the Paul Revere (Noah Kahan) on his playlist HARDCORE there

My lungs 😭

I am just hitting it our of the park on the bad ideas front, y'all.
Connie is having an Experience

Absolutely hilarious tweet to have made shortly before arguing why I should be allowed to drink the Panera Lemonade That Kills You despite all known logic pointing to that being a bad idea.