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Lucifer
@afellomen.bsky.social
*Distant sounds of senseless violence*
Luc| He/Him| 27
He will ascend to the heavens
Above the stars of god.
Pinned
It occurs to me that with how many angels I repost and my screen name, it's easy to mistake me for a gimmick account. Fear not, everyone. The only gimmick here is that I really named myself that in the meatspace.
We are officially back home and I have treated my mother to Moving Day Chinese. It's freezing cold because we have no curtains or furniture, but I'm at home again!
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Trying to play DND while the rest of my family are actively moving out of this house is great
January 22, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Thought about this some more: does this make me the rat from Horrible Histories?
Historical Correspondent coming to you live from this Victorian Party
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Ghost are back on tour so I would like to apologise for the person I am going to be until the 23rd of February.
January 22, 2026 at 1:00 PM
There's a secret extra part of music that you can only hear if your volume is turned high enough to cause damage and unfortunately it's the part that makes music fucking slap
January 21, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Today I am going to do something dumb! (Start watching The Pitt even though there's The Scene in the first episode)
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Reposted by Lucifer
love your friends, let your friends love you
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I'm coming to think that maybe what I should do with my time is start making silly little video essays on YouTube so I have something to do with all these baller essay titles I'm coming up with
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Alien Romulus handed everyone themes on a platter and yet somehow STILL failed to deliver, and I'll never get over how disappointed I am in it.
January 19, 2026 at 11:22 PM
And then I wrote 2000 words today. Being insane about The Character is really very convenient.
Sometimes the Gods bless us with 3000 words written, and sometimes the Gods curse us with a mere 400 words written.
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Oh I love when PICREW
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January 18, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Reposted by Lucifer
tired: i got ghosted

wired: there occurred a refusal of the call
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Sometimes the Gods bless us with 3000 words written, and sometimes the Gods curse us with a mere 400 words written.
January 18, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Tea has not fixed this. I fear my life is over.
Going to the hairdresser is such a sensory nightmare and you think that once you get out it would be over but no. Because while you were in there, the hairdresser Got You and now you look like that.
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Going to the hairdresser is such a sensory nightmare and you think that once you get out it would be over but no. Because while you were in there, the hairdresser Got You and now you look like that.
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Every time I listen to Mary on a Cross: Mary on a Cross might be the best song in the world actually.
January 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
"Ask Llewellyn if things can penetrate his skin"
don'tsayitdon'tsayitdon'tsayitdon'tsayit
Buy him dinner first, jesus
January 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Reposted by Lucifer
#Nightreign #eldenring
Duality of Harmonia
救いの旗手
January 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I love aggressively hating the Main Guy in my current fandom because everyone else loves him so viciously and every time I see his stupid face I want to smash him with hammers.
January 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I don't get enough opportunities in my life to growl, which sucks because I'm good at it.
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I tell Currys to show me only MP3 players. They show me 1 MP3 player, three cassette players and one CD player.

I do not buy an MP3 player from Currys
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Satan failed to tempt Jesus in the desert over 40 days? Skill issue. It only took a couple years and I (a regular human) made an angst gremlin outta @nerdynagol.bsky.social so it's CLEARLY possible.
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Third day of this, still taking Man applications
My most sexist opinion is that when I'm stuck in a video game, I simply need to hand it to the nearest man to get Unstuck.
Incidentally, does anyone wanna come kill this Silksong boss for me?
January 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I didn't lose my penchant for ugly shirts so much as exchange loud prints for the most unhinged slogans you've seen in your life
January 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
My most sexist opinion is that when I'm stuck in a video game, I simply need to hand it to the nearest man to get Unstuck.
Incidentally, does anyone wanna come kill this Silksong boss for me?
January 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM