Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody)
afauci.bsky.social
Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody)
@afauci.bsky.social
I Am Science | COVID SARS CoV-2 Creator | Pardoned | Parody | Not a Pangolin | He/They
Tulsi Gabbard is coming after me.

I’m nervous…

I feel like a 20yr old soccer player with myocarditis (not directly related to the vaccine)

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August 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
President Macron was allegedly caught on camera with a bag of cocaine.

I have inside knowledge that that this is untrue.

He has been a test subject of the newly developed vaccine taken nasally which we have been trialling for the next launch of Covid later this year.
May 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
RFK Jr has absolutely no right to interfere in the COVID vaccine booster distribution while trying to demand Americans take healthy vitamins instead!

Americans are known around the world for being unhealthy and overweight.

Don’t try to change us Robert!
May 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
On my way to Wuhan as I’m working on a new project with the team.

Anyone want to guess what the project is?
April 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Whenever I feel nervous about a Covid outbreak, I hangout in my Tesla with Bioweapon Defence mode turned on. It’s like wearing five N95 masks at the same time.

Elon is protecting us all from Covid.
March 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
How sweet!!

I received this from an admirer today!
February 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’ve known Shi Zhengli for many years and she was an integral part of the launch of Covid in 2020.

I’m sure she will do a phenomenal job releasing this new Coronavirus to the world in 2025!

So proud of her.
February 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’ve been working on this for 5 years…
February 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It is clear from this photo that RFK is unhealthy.

Antivaxxers are clearly unhealthy compared to the rest of us.
January 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oops, I guess I misspoke
January 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Nothing makes me more proud that to see all these wonderful and protected people from COVID.

This is how highly intellectual people behave.
January 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Who else is excited for the Wuhan Lab’s next release?

It reminds me of waiting outside a music store when I was younger for the newest album.
January 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If you trust this, you don’t trust science…and I am science.
January 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
My Security Detail were a bunch of anti-vaxxers anyways.
January 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I’ve always enjoyed visiting Russia..love the pierogies.
January 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I guess it doesn’t matter anymore.

Pardon Me?
January 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I finally made the cover of People Magazine

I am honored
January 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Except me
January 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
All of the crimes I may or may not have committed since 2014 are now pardoned!

*Phew*
January 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Put your mask back on!!

Don’t you know that fire is an accelerant for COVID
January 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I miss the days when everyone was logical and healthy
December 27, 2024 at 4:16 PM
They probably would have been safe if they were wearing masks at school
December 17, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Wow, so many Covid outbreaks in Democrat cities!

Wear a mask and keep distance from others
December 14, 2024 at 9:53 PM
It hurts me to say it but actually this is the 21st Century symbol of hate
December 14, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Will you be boycotting Time Magazine because they didn’t put me on the cover?
December 13, 2024 at 5:51 AM