Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody)
@afauci.bsky.social
I Am Science | COVID SARS CoV-2 Creator | Pardoned | Parody | Not a Pangolin | He/They
Name a doctor you trust more than me
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Name a doctor you trust more than me
Jimmy Kimmel getting fired feels like my heart stopped beating…
just like a 20 year old soccer player after his Covid vaccine.
just like a 20 year old soccer player after his Covid vaccine.
September 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Jimmy Kimmel getting fired feels like my heart stopped beating…
just like a 20 year old soccer player after his Covid vaccine.
just like a 20 year old soccer player after his Covid vaccine.
REMEMBER: COVID vaccines are still available for all do you that are afraid of getting a cold.
Talk to your healthcare professional and let them know.
Talk to your healthcare professional and let them know.
September 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
REMEMBER: COVID vaccines are still available for all do you that are afraid of getting a cold.
Talk to your healthcare professional and let them know.
Talk to your healthcare professional and let them know.
Tyler Robinson has killed more people than COVID
September 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Tyler Robinson has killed more people than COVID
Tulsi Gabbard is coming after me.
I’m nervous…
I feel like a 20yr old soccer player with myocarditis (not directly related to the vaccine)
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I’m nervous…
I feel like a 20yr old soccer player with myocarditis (not directly related to the vaccine)
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August 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Tulsi Gabbard is coming after me.
I’m nervous…
I feel like a 20yr old soccer player with myocarditis (not directly related to the vaccine)
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I’m nervous…
I feel like a 20yr old soccer player with myocarditis (not directly related to the vaccine)
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Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osborne weren’t vaccinated…sad situation
July 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osborne weren’t vaccinated…sad situation
How many COVID boosters have you all had now?
July 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
How many COVID boosters have you all had now?
I guess Israel knew that Iran had a Covid vaccine manufacturing facility and needed to destroy it to save the world.
June 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I guess Israel knew that Iran had a Covid vaccine manufacturing facility and needed to destroy it to save the world.
President Macron was allegedly caught on camera with a bag of cocaine.
I have inside knowledge that that this is untrue.
He has been a test subject of the newly developed vaccine taken nasally which we have been trialling for the next launch of Covid later this year.
I have inside knowledge that that this is untrue.
He has been a test subject of the newly developed vaccine taken nasally which we have been trialling for the next launch of Covid later this year.
May 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
President Macron was allegedly caught on camera with a bag of cocaine.
I have inside knowledge that that this is untrue.
He has been a test subject of the newly developed vaccine taken nasally which we have been trialling for the next launch of Covid later this year.
I have inside knowledge that that this is untrue.
He has been a test subject of the newly developed vaccine taken nasally which we have been trialling for the next launch of Covid later this year.
Thank you for sharing this Carl!
Do not accept the Normalization of Untruths.
There are too many parody accounts that you should actively ignore. Parody accounts are the devil’s work.
Do not accept the Normalization of Untruths.
There are too many parody accounts that you should actively ignore. Parody accounts are the devil’s work.
Dr. Anthony Fauci urges Americans not to accept "Normalization of Untruths".
May 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Thank you for sharing this Carl!
Do not accept the Normalization of Untruths.
There are too many parody accounts that you should actively ignore. Parody accounts are the devil’s work.
Do not accept the Normalization of Untruths.
There are too many parody accounts that you should actively ignore. Parody accounts are the devil’s work.
RFK Jr has absolutely no right to interfere in the COVID vaccine booster distribution while trying to demand Americans take healthy vitamins instead!
Americans are known around the world for being unhealthy and overweight.
Don’t try to change us Robert!
Americans are known around the world for being unhealthy and overweight.
Don’t try to change us Robert!
May 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
RFK Jr has absolutely no right to interfere in the COVID vaccine booster distribution while trying to demand Americans take healthy vitamins instead!
Americans are known around the world for being unhealthy and overweight.
Don’t try to change us Robert!
Americans are known around the world for being unhealthy and overweight.
Don’t try to change us Robert!
Mr. Pierre Poilievre,
I would like to formally offer you a new role working with my team in Wuhan.
We have an exciting new project that we would like your help with.
I would like to formally offer you a new role working with my team in Wuhan.
We have an exciting new project that we would like your help with.
April 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Mr. Pierre Poilievre,
I would like to formally offer you a new role working with my team in Wuhan.
We have an exciting new project that we would like your help with.
I would like to formally offer you a new role working with my team in Wuhan.
We have an exciting new project that we would like your help with.
Congratulations Canada and to Mark Carney on being elected Prime Minister of Canada.
It’s nice to see that Canadians learned nothing from my COVID experiment.
Some people aren’t capable of learning from their mistakes.
It’s nice to see that Canadians learned nothing from my COVID experiment.
Some people aren’t capable of learning from their mistakes.
April 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Congratulations Canada and to Mark Carney on being elected Prime Minister of Canada.
It’s nice to see that Canadians learned nothing from my COVID experiment.
Some people aren’t capable of learning from their mistakes.
It’s nice to see that Canadians learned nothing from my COVID experiment.
Some people aren’t capable of learning from their mistakes.
These tariffs infuriate me!
I have always been someone who puts small businesses first!
Remember during COVID?
I have always been someone who puts small businesses first!
Remember during COVID?
April 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
These tariffs infuriate me!
I have always been someone who puts small businesses first!
Remember during COVID?
I have always been someone who puts small businesses first!
Remember during COVID?
On my way to Wuhan as I’m working on a new project with the team.
Anyone want to guess what the project is?
Anyone want to guess what the project is?
April 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
On my way to Wuhan as I’m working on a new project with the team.
Anyone want to guess what the project is?
Anyone want to guess what the project is?
Cory Booker had a record-setting Senate speech that lasted longer than the symptoms of my first bout of COVID.
April 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Cory Booker had a record-setting Senate speech that lasted longer than the symptoms of my first bout of COVID.
I know I’m doing it right with Bluesky as I have more accounts blocking me than following me.
March 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I know I’m doing it right with Bluesky as I have more accounts blocking me than following me.
I will have a life-long gratitude to Former President Autopen!
He/They saved me from potential jail time.
He/They saved me from potential jail time.
March 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I will have a life-long gratitude to Former President Autopen!
He/They saved me from potential jail time.
He/They saved me from potential jail time.
I would suggest N95 masks and to keep the cats a minimum of 6 feet apart.
Beaufort County deputies searching for missing teen #chsnews
Beaufort County deputies searching for missing teen
Deputies with the Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office are asking for the public’s help in locating a missing teen.
www.live5news.com
March 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I would suggest N95 masks and to keep the cats a minimum of 6 feet apart.
It’s been 5 years since COVID shut down businesses for weeks/months, some people were forced out of work, lost livelihoods and had their rights taken away by the government.
It’s ok though because I am significantly richer now than I was prior to COVID.
It’s ok though because I am significantly richer now than I was prior to COVID.
March 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It’s been 5 years since COVID shut down businesses for weeks/months, some people were forced out of work, lost livelihoods and had their rights taken away by the government.
It’s ok though because I am significantly richer now than I was prior to COVID.
It’s ok though because I am significantly richer now than I was prior to COVID.
Every time I’m on an airplane I have someone sitting next to me with an N95 mask that smells like a mix of incense, thrift store and body odor.
I’m so lucky!
I’m so lucky!
March 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Every time I’m on an airplane I have someone sitting next to me with an N95 mask that smells like a mix of incense, thrift store and body odor.
I’m so lucky!
I’m so lucky!
It’s almost like it is “impossible”.
In a matter of months, scientists accomplished what seemed unimaginable: a vaccine to fight a global pandemic
How were the Covid vaccines developed so quickly?
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
March 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’s almost like it is “impossible”.
Whenever I feel nervous about a Covid outbreak, I hangout in my Tesla with Bioweapon Defence mode turned on. It’s like wearing five N95 masks at the same time.
Elon is protecting us all from Covid.
Elon is protecting us all from Covid.
March 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Whenever I feel nervous about a Covid outbreak, I hangout in my Tesla with Bioweapon Defence mode turned on. It’s like wearing five N95 masks at the same time.
Elon is protecting us all from Covid.
Elon is protecting us all from Covid.
How sweet!!
I received this from an admirer today!
I received this from an admirer today!
February 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
How sweet!!
I received this from an admirer today!
I received this from an admirer today!