When she says my tufts are too long

Can I come over and be weird 👉 👈

Modern corporate design is boring because graphic designers traded out LSD and coke for crippling college debt

#1988 rb.gy/vc77m

@parasociial.bsky.social yooooo, you're here now 👀

Me to me: I am an apex machine. With my willpower I turn my dreams into results. I am unshakable.

Also me when I run into the slightest inconvenience:

I have a 4 hour layover in Austin, so I'm chilling at an airport bar. I had a roommate here a few years back who was so obsessed with a local beer called Thirsty Goat that he named his dog after it.

I'm finally trying it now after all these years, I don't see the appeal lmao

I went to Megaplex hoping to lose myself in the drugs and alcohol around me. I ended up finding myself in a sense. I'm excited for some new doors opened in my life.

One last Sunset in Orlando. I'm going to miss this view

I've officially reached sappy/flirty drunk, please ignore my DMs if they're weird. If not, 👀

Drunk fursuit making AMA

It should be legal to counterfeit money if you promise to only make a couple hundred bucks tops and you have to spend it on beers for the homies or a neat synthesizer

I offer this with zero context:

Do y'all ever see your sona in a specific time period or year?

I am become Mr. Blue Sky