twitter is down, bluesky is up!!!

are people really gonna start using this app instead of Twitter? pinky promise??

One of the weird things about the next four years is buying a lb of chicken at the grocery store and just being like idk man I’m hoping this was inspected idk let’s just roll the dice here

🎶 Shrimply havin' a wonderful Christmas time 🎶
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Tabasco please sponsor me 🥺

*desperate for money voice* my son yearns to work in The mines

the last time i used a twitter clone i ended up following raphael warnock except he had a foot fetish and was racist