The internal meetings and memos have been... stressful

No kidding, photos are SUPER forbidden at my on site DHS location. Luckily I'm a contractor and they don't have room for us 🙃

I spent so much on parking when Ken was in the hospital in Baltimore. They offered valet parking for days I couldn't make the three block walk from the garage 💀

I always loved this one

I mean, that's surely an exercise in imagination...

The thing about having an electric induction cooktop is that it has an auto shutoff if you leave it going for several hours.

Which means if I'm going to simmer something overnight, I need to turn it off and back on again before bed.

There was a pack of girls I knew that used it constantly. I hadn't heard it recently at all, but retro is in...

I know in the 90s it was to announce your departure, like "I'm outie" and I think in a movie they made it an Audi reference or something.

What are people doing with it today??

90s slang?

My spouse has caught a teeny sanguini in DQ Monsters and named it Sandwich

Gun violence 🙃

I agree though, I don't want a lingering nuclear death, let me be vaporized quickly (11 seconds for my elementary school, right by our hypothetical ground zero)

The nostalgic vibe is comforting and unsettling.

I recently discovered that my kid never discussed with his peers how long it would take for the school building to be vaporized if the highest yield Soviet (Russian) nuke hit DC like me and the spouse did growing up 😂