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Ashley Mowers
@aemowers.bsky.social
Co-Host on The Min/Max Podcast | 19-20 U of St. Andrews ITIA Artist in Residence | She/Her

www.ashleyemowers.com
I don’t have my own dream Knives Out cast I just want everyone else’s to be produced give me a neverending stream of Benoit Blanc content just drown me in improbable moidahs
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Christian AI art feels like the new Thomas Kinkade.
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Reposted by Ashley Mowers
From the newspaper owned by Jeff Bezos.
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“Look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.”
Tom Stoppard, 1937-2025
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I don’t know who needs to read this, but gluttony has nothing to do with your caloric intake.
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m so glad I had a baby so I have someone to listen to Franz Ferdinand with.
October 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Yeah A LITTLE TOO RELEVANT @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Relistening to Season 1 of @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social and episode 23 hit hard with this Wizard Steel quote:

“I don't know how this place works. I don't know how any of us can trust each other.
September 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Can’t wait for my son to get diagnosed with autism and see which spoon chooses him.
September 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Asserting my dominance in Nashville by referring to the Rapture as uppies.
September 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
hey so why is Wayfair trying to sell me the Ark of the Covenant
September 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Some of y’all really give “live by the sword, die by the sword, unless it’s my sword” energy.
September 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Bring back Darkwing Duck.
August 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I wish HOAs and major online retailers received half the blame for the degradation of society as social media does.
June 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
One of the great joys of parenthood so far is discovering our baby is thrilled by the sound of @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social. Instantly focused. Lots of cooing.
May 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Of all the things to make me cry while caring for our son, teaching him the ABCs wasn’t on my bingo card.
May 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I really hope this is the plot Avengers: Doomsday.
May 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by Ashley Mowers
“I asked chatGPT” okay well I asked God
May 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
ok so I hate this
April 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Watching our friends’ confirmations in the garage and probably wildly confusing our neighbors with the blasting organ music
April 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Instead of telling people “oh yeah I’m fine, I just look like this because the baby kept us up,” I’ll just say “oh yeah I look like this because we rid ourselves of mirrors on account of all the babies that kept crawling out of them.”
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Apr 27
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
April 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Man if any year could use the Prayer of Humble Access it’s 2025.
We are not worthy so much as to gather up the crumbs under thy Table.
April 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
why pesticides gotta hype ants up so much this looks like it’s being released by Activision
April 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reposted by Ashley Mowers
Pneumonia reduced his HP to 0 but then the music restarted with different instrumentation and he grew a second health bar.
March 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
You know I’m pretty proud of myself for keeping our new kid alive given for a while sourdough was a bridge too far.
March 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM