okay the more photos i see of taylor's much-discussed sourdough, the more pitiful it looks

it has not expanded outside of the scores, it is *awfully* light, and i'm just not convinced your girl has the skill for inclusions at this time

who will pay me for this incredibly important analysis

also here’s Ricky, he’s adorable and worth the madness

it’s sign-making day for the @voxmediaunion.bsky.social. There’s two days left in our contract, and we’re ready to strike if management isn’t willing to agree to a fair deal.

last week I wondered what it would be like if the wildly popular Dubai chocolate bar was a scotcharoo.

please behold: the Dubaiaroo. the name needs work.

please clap, i made ornaments that look like Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes

made bread for the first time in two weeks, how did I make it this long

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hello! I’m a writer and shit-talker from Dallas. I also have the world’s cutest elderly dog, behold:

hello from me and this guinness braised steak pie

sometimes u simply must eat a Chili’s triple dipper about it

the unholiest collab

literally anyone I care about: someone was mean to me

me: