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"A complex decision is like a great river, drawing from its many tributaries the innumerable premises of which it is constituted." - HA Simon
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all opinions my own but also your cat's
https://adamelkus.com/ + also @ aelkus on twitter
all opinions my own but also your cat's
“Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. But truth is... the game was rigged from the start.”
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. But truth is... the game was rigged from the start.”
anyways someday we will admit that interwar chinese fashion is superior
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
anyways someday we will admit that interwar chinese fashion is superior
well, almost everyone since thompson and thompson dunce capped and kazoo'd it again
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
well, almost everyone since thompson and thompson dunce capped and kazoo'd it again
everyone in that comic swagged out
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
everyone in that comic swagged out
now you compare this with emily blunt. who is naive, helpless, female, and betrayed by every single person she trusts. her only purpose is to be an enabling device. again, we must compare her to horror -- specifically maika monroe in longlegs, another FBI agentette in over her head, who is
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
now you compare this with emily blunt. who is naive, helpless, female, and betrayed by every single person she trusts. her only purpose is to be an enabling device. again, we must compare her to horror -- specifically maika monroe in longlegs, another FBI agentette in over her head, who is
it is a pity that del toro did not portray chigurh too, because it is the same picture
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
it is a pity that del toro did not portray chigurh too, because it is the same picture
this is a movie fundamentally about darkness and del toro's character emerges as the only person who truly understands it, which gives him power.
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
this is a movie fundamentally about darkness and del toro's character emerges as the only person who truly understands it, which gives him power.
this is already looking good
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
this is already looking good
"Sir Francis Walsingham Has Dirt on Me" ruh ruh raggy
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"Sir Francis Walsingham Has Dirt on Me" ruh ruh raggy
muzan jackson memes aren’t new but he really does look like MJ
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
muzan jackson memes aren’t new but he really does look like MJ
the raccoon looking at your cat being pampered:
“Lord, I have seen what you have done for others. I humbly ask you to do the same for me🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”
“Lord, I have seen what you have done for others. I humbly ask you to do the same for me🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
the raccoon looking at your cat being pampered:
“Lord, I have seen what you have done for others. I humbly ask you to do the same for me🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”
“Lord, I have seen what you have done for others. I humbly ask you to do the same for me🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”
damn that rabbit really was mad enough at me to go lethal
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
damn that rabbit really was mad enough at me to go lethal
so when olivia nuzzi tweeted that the kate mara character in house of cards was unrealistic, what she really meant was that kate mara's character is a rank amateur compared to her
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
so when olivia nuzzi tweeted that the kate mara character in house of cards was unrealistic, what she really meant was that kate mara's character is a rank amateur compared to her
"nevermore, the choomba said, NEVERMORE"
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"nevermore, the choomba said, NEVERMORE"
this is actually the real Secretary of Defense, because its hard to believe Hegseth is capable of functioning independently
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
this is actually the real Secretary of Defense, because its hard to believe Hegseth is capable of functioning independently
the two vampire girl chapters in the anthology make so many double entrende suck jokes
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
the two vampire girl chapters in the anthology make so many double entrende suck jokes
pov: you are Werner Herzog before the Sack
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
pov: you are Werner Herzog before the Sack
first one is really funny unintentionally, on p.31 he be like “BUT HER FACE!”
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
first one is really funny unintentionally, on p.31 he be like “BUT HER FACE!”
