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Jasmine 🍂☕️💜
@aelenimsaj.bsky.social
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she/her ~ cat mom to Freddie and Myla ~ general well-wisher ~ nurse
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Love the energy
Meme of a rabbit yawning with text above and below that reads: LET’S FUCKING 🐰 GOOOOOOOOOO
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I think I forgot to “like” this before saving, so sorry to report I actually have no morals 😬
A tawny-colored puppy with black eye line and snout on a brown background with white cursive text that reads, “sorry was I being too real again?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Snoozing in a frappe counts, right?
A black and white cat naps in an orange and yellow frappe-themed bed. The bed is sitting in front of a fireplace, and surrounded by autumn leaf garlands, decorative pumpkins, and a vase filled with scented florals.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Well, thank you! 💚
Squidward holding a piece of paper that says, “You’re a green flag.”
October 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Pikachu holding in laughter Baddie baby Yoda having a little chuckle Lady from the dragon show guffawing Cowboy cat screaming to the sky
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Barbie making a repulsed “wtf” face, this hoe has been scared.
October 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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The thing is, nothing about this makes or keeps anyone safe.
The big bearded fuck who arrests him shouts at people filming, "We're keeping America safe, guys! We're keeping America safe!"
September 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Please wish Freddie a productive vet visit!!!
A handsome black and white cat sits on a multicolor patterned ottoman, looking into the camera handsomely. A sweet black and white cat is cuddled and covered by a multicolor floral patterned throw blanket like a sweetie
September 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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#1 is dedicated specifically to this adorable demon
Myla, an orange tabby, looks intently at the camera while sitting by an Aldi bag that she was dragging around to play with lmao
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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LOL
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I hope an assortment of memes will do
Moe from the Simpsons spraying love and affection Furby in the mirror saying, “If being hot is a crime, then arrest me.” Family photo with RuPaul, Kurt Cobain, and Kurt’s daughter, Francis. Francis is crying while being held by RuPaul, RuPaul is trying to console her. Kurt is holding onto Francis’ ankle. Lisa Simpson cheers lol
September 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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WAS?! Still out there menacing, it appears lol
August 18, 2025
September 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Curious to know what next act was lol, and the little horse trot she did was toooo funny
Hello? A child in a brown dog costume peeks out from behind the partitions.
August 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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A walking red flag 🚩👖
Yikes
July 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Excuse me?
Jeans advertising thé wearer’s love for toes I guess I…
July 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Olivia Benson is sick of this shit
June 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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If you see this, quote with a photo of a bridge from your gallery
London bridge silhouetted against the rising sun
January 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Who’s your favorite Pokémon of each type? 🍃🔥💧

pk-diagram.pages.dev/prefer
Chart showing favorite Pokémon of each type
January 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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It is brush time and play time for Myla, and that means we get about 5 brushes in for every 50 claws, bites, and kicks to the brush
An orange shorthair tabby is lying on her side on a brown couch, her front paws on the bristles of a dark blue and pink brush. Her yellow eyes portend play and mischief!
January 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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This reads like an advertisement for them stepping into the Industrial Revolution rather than using child labor.

Oh and highlighting other ventures…
Screenshot from the article with a photo of lemons being processed. The caption to the photo reads, “Clean lemons pass over rollers with tiny sharp teeth that extract the fruit's oils, which gets refined and sold to the cosmetics and fragrance industry.” The body of the article reads, “The lemons are washed and travel over rollers with tiny teeth that extract their oils, which are processed on site and sold to the fragrance and cosmetics industry - a whole new revenue stream for Chick-fil-A. Virtually all of the lemon gets used, up from about 40% when employees did the squeezing.”
January 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Boop
January 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Happy snow day, y’all 🌨️🍆☃️
A black car sits in a dimly lit parking garage at night. The back window is coated with snow, and someone has traced 4 dick and ball shapes in the snow: 1) long and lean, 2) short and chubby, the right testicle has a snowman face, 3) long and chubby, 4) short and floppy.
January 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Because WHAT is this? 🫠
A penis and scrotum with curled finger legs and an anus as an alternate Klondike polar bear per the AI vision?
January 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I feel like his face in this moment says it all. “Wow that’s weird… you all are weird.”
Screenshot of attached video with the man in the lower half of the picture looking like he can’t believe what he just heard.
December 12, 2024 at 2:34 AM