Annie 🦃
@aeka.bsky.social
Midwesterner in NYC
Love: Sports/Dogs/Equality/Science/Words/Food
Sports masochist: Guards/Mets/tOSU/NYR/Cavs/Browns plus NYG/K-in-law
LGBTQ+ 🩷💙💜
Cancer fighter
Never enough cheese!
I block bigots, bots, and I ain't your follow-back girl. Views my own.
Love: Sports/Dogs/Equality/Science/Words/Food
Sports masochist: Guards/Mets/tOSU/NYR/Cavs/Browns plus NYG/K-in-law
LGBTQ+ 🩷💙💜
Cancer fighter
Never enough cheese!
I block bigots, bots, and I ain't your follow-back girl. Views my own.
You, my friend, are a problem-solver!
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You, my friend, are a problem-solver!
Not that I have any idea how I’m gonna get to central Ohio at 11 am on Friday 😉
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Not that I have any idea how I’m gonna get to central Ohio at 11 am on Friday 😉
I mean, it’s a hilarious story - it’s all good.
This, however, is a worthy apology! I need this in my life!
This, however, is a worthy apology! I need this in my life!
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I mean, it’s a hilarious story - it’s all good.
This, however, is a worthy apology! I need this in my life!
This, however, is a worthy apology! I need this in my life!
“Say again?” asked Fred, to which my mother responded, and I quote:
“Sorry. Mist. Sierra Mist. Not twat. <pause> I tried that once, it wasn’t for me.”
“Sorry. Mist. Sierra Mist. Not twat. <pause> I tried that once, it wasn’t for me.”
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“Say again?” asked Fred, to which my mother responded, and I quote:
“Sorry. Mist. Sierra Mist. Not twat. <pause> I tried that once, it wasn’t for me.”
“Sorry. Mist. Sierra Mist. Not twat. <pause> I tried that once, it wasn’t for me.”
Had my mom to Friendsgiving. Sitting next to one of my husband’s (then bf) college friends, she asked if he’d get her a can of Sierra Mist, only she had one too many G&Ts and called it Sierra Twat. “Fred, could you get me one of those Sierra Twat cans?”
As if that weren’t enough…
As if that weren’t enough…
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Had my mom to Friendsgiving. Sitting next to one of my husband’s (then bf) college friends, she asked if he’d get her a can of Sierra Mist, only she had one too many G&Ts and called it Sierra Twat. “Fred, could you get me one of those Sierra Twat cans?”
As if that weren’t enough…
As if that weren’t enough…
They had a $9.99 prime rib special on Thursday nights that was a miracle for impoverished GenXers in our first jobs, lol.
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
They had a $9.99 prime rib special on Thursday nights that was a miracle for impoverished GenXers in our first jobs, lol.
It was also a great bet currency.
Who has the bet book? Too bad we didn’t have one for when SOTW would close!
Who has the bet book? Too bad we didn’t have one for when SOTW would close!
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It was also a great bet currency.
Who has the bet book? Too bad we didn’t have one for when SOTW would close!
Who has the bet book? Too bad we didn’t have one for when SOTW would close!
No more prime rib?! It is to weep!
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
No more prime rib?! It is to weep!
That dog saved my life and she deserved anything she wanted ever!
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
That dog saved my life and she deserved anything she wanted ever!
Also, my mom saved the skirt with the hole in it, and when Megan (the OG dog who ate the hole) would do something bad, my mom would just pick the skirt up and show it to her, and she'd slink off in shame and apparent self-loathing.
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Also, my mom saved the skirt with the hole in it, and when Megan (the OG dog who ate the hole) would do something bad, my mom would just pick the skirt up and show it to her, and she'd slink off in shame and apparent self-loathing.
Dog: <eats hole in skirt>
Skirt: <impacts in dog's colon>
Vet: dog may not make it.
Vet: BTW, we also conveniently have this a stray who looks very much like the skirt eater
Mom: OH! She's coming home with me - I can't live without a dog!
OG dog: <miraculous recovery>
Result = two dog household!
Skirt: <impacts in dog's colon>
Vet: dog may not make it.
Vet: BTW, we also conveniently have this a stray who looks very much like the skirt eater
Mom: OH! She's coming home with me - I can't live without a dog!
OG dog: <miraculous recovery>
Result = two dog household!
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Dog: <eats hole in skirt>
Skirt: <impacts in dog's colon>
Vet: dog may not make it.
Vet: BTW, we also conveniently have this a stray who looks very much like the skirt eater
Mom: OH! She's coming home with me - I can't live without a dog!
OG dog: <miraculous recovery>
Result = two dog household!
Skirt: <impacts in dog's colon>
Vet: dog may not make it.
Vet: BTW, we also conveniently have this a stray who looks very much like the skirt eater
Mom: OH! She's coming home with me - I can't live without a dog!
OG dog: <miraculous recovery>
Result = two dog household!
Had a dog once steal a 1# box of superfine sugar. She ate half, the other half solidified and she buried that sugar block in her bed. The stuff she ate came out pretty much the same way it went in - just all over my kitchen floor and she was nicknamed Princess Sugarpoop. Dogs are the BEST! ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Had a dog once steal a 1# box of superfine sugar. She ate half, the other half solidified and she buried that sugar block in her bed. The stuff she ate came out pretty much the same way it went in - just all over my kitchen floor and she was nicknamed Princess Sugarpoop. Dogs are the BEST! ❤️
What Carla said.
You’re doing heroic work trying to help these families. Thank you!
You’re doing heroic work trying to help these families. Thank you!
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
What Carla said.
You’re doing heroic work trying to help these families. Thank you!
You’re doing heroic work trying to help these families. Thank you!
You missed an S: slipper!
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You missed an S: slipper!
I was on a plane on Tuesday and a guy in the town in front of me was watching Predator. Even only watching about 10 minutes of it with no sound over some dude’s shoulder, it’s still pretty great!
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I was on a plane on Tuesday and a guy in the town in front of me was watching Predator. Even only watching about 10 minutes of it with no sound over some dude’s shoulder, it’s still pretty great!
Thunder Road
On the Road Again (every road trip with my mom ever)
Take It Easy
Life is a Highway (a song I don’t particularly love but has a fun sentimental tie for me)
The entirety of Indigo Girls “Rights of Passage” album for me to sing at the absolute top of my lungs
On the Road Again (every road trip with my mom ever)
Take It Easy
Life is a Highway (a song I don’t particularly love but has a fun sentimental tie for me)
The entirety of Indigo Girls “Rights of Passage” album for me to sing at the absolute top of my lungs
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Thunder Road
On the Road Again (every road trip with my mom ever)
Take It Easy
Life is a Highway (a song I don’t particularly love but has a fun sentimental tie for me)
The entirety of Indigo Girls “Rights of Passage” album for me to sing at the absolute top of my lungs
On the Road Again (every road trip with my mom ever)
Take It Easy
Life is a Highway (a song I don’t particularly love but has a fun sentimental tie for me)
The entirety of Indigo Girls “Rights of Passage” album for me to sing at the absolute top of my lungs
Some guy in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio. I’m signin’, yer signin’, we’re all signing!
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Some guy in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio. I’m signin’, yer signin’, we’re all signing!
Hah! Same thing in my household, only hubs says it to me rather than the other way around. xkcd.com/386/
Duty Calls
xkcd.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hah! Same thing in my household, only hubs says it to me rather than the other way around. xkcd.com/386/