this is the worst of both worlds. your sex tape is online, but you don’t get the perverse gratification of having like millions of views on it. it’s not even mid

gifted to have one of the most active libidos of all time but cursed to statistically never be able to relate to anyone in order to form a bond that’s actually worth having sex in

here is the full image for my pfp by the way. it’s not really nsfw. it’s just fun. i have it as one of my apple watch faces and it’s very pretty there.

you’re so much cuter when you’re helpless

ideal relationship is someone who’s half my strength so i easily can do whatever i want and all they can do is whine about it like a stupid idiot. i can settle for less than half if they’re wearing a collar that only i have the key to. would be so fun grabbing them by it and holding them captive

i cannot sleep. again. i wish i had a person chained to my bed that i could use as a pillow. i think i’d want a cute guy. i would take care of him and feed him and keep him clean but his life’s purpose would be to have my head rest on his tummy. i would remove his name. no more name. just pillow.

i was tempted to just send “penis hashtag promosky” but that’s a little too funny. so here’s this cause i don’t have a worthwhile thought locked and loaded for this account

i like posting my thoughts online to nobody. problem is, not all of them are a great idea to post unless i want to make this account 18+ (id rather not, cool people follow this account that shouldn’t see these). so i made an alt for nsfw/vent. good night!
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