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“In communist countries they have blackouts and food shortages”
Meanwhile in Texas……
Meanwhile in Texas……
January 22, 2026 at 4:09 PM
“In communist countries they have blackouts and food shortages”
Meanwhile in Texas……
Meanwhile in Texas……
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Being british is a mental illness, but fun and games aside I hope the world makes the US fight the UK ThunderDome style once we both fall to the bottom of the world order.
I don't think the Americans, and yes, I mean all of you, are prepared for how hated you now are by everyone.
Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Lutnick heckled in Davos. FT: “The gathering on Tuesday night descended into uproar after combative remarks from Lutnick, the people said, with widespread jeering, some guests walking out and appeals for calm from Fink.”
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Being british is a mental illness, but fun and games aside I hope the world makes the US fight the UK ThunderDome style once we both fall to the bottom of the world order.
You can tell the quality of a taco cabana based off how skuffed the drive thru is. A smashed speaker and a screen with bullet holes is equivalent to 2 Michelin starts.
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
You can tell the quality of a taco cabana based off how skuffed the drive thru is. A smashed speaker and a screen with bullet holes is equivalent to 2 Michelin starts.
None of this is incomprehensible.
None of this is unprecedented.
Stop being a loser and go do something about it.
None of this is unprecedented.
Stop being a loser and go do something about it.
January 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
None of this is incomprehensible.
None of this is unprecedented.
Stop being a loser and go do something about it.
None of this is unprecedented.
Stop being a loser and go do something about it.
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Like most liberal darlings, she seeks to replace systems of oppression rather than abolish them.
Conservative tech billionaire Marc Andreessen, the Winklevoss twins, private equity giant Blackrock's PAC, Lockheed Martin's PAC, and two crypto super PACs donated to Jasmine Crockett's Senate campaign:
www.notus.org/2026-electio...
www.notus.org/2026-electio...
The Complicated Politics of Jasmine Crockett’s Campaign Donations
The liberal candidate in the Senate race in Texas received donations in the past from figures in the Trump-aligned crypto and defense industries.
www.notus.org
January 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Like most liberal darlings, she seeks to replace systems of oppression rather than abolish them.
The “but Clinton” excuse isn’t even tired and worn out, it’s immaterial. We don’t need more reason to smother the WHOLE family.
January 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The “but Clinton” excuse isn’t even tired and worn out, it’s immaterial. We don’t need more reason to smother the WHOLE family.
I didn’t curse! You can’t hang up!
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I didn’t curse! You can’t hang up!
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I see the world's Bravest & Most Realistic Liberals have the same problem with 'Abolish ICE' as they did with 'defund the police'
I wonder what slogan they would be comfortable with?
'Tax Credits For ICE Operatives Who Are Assault Free In Designated Protest Zones over a 12 Month Period'?
I wonder what slogan they would be comfortable with?
'Tax Credits For ICE Operatives Who Are Assault Free In Designated Protest Zones over a 12 Month Period'?
January 9, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I see the world's Bravest & Most Realistic Liberals have the same problem with 'Abolish ICE' as they did with 'defund the police'
I wonder what slogan they would be comfortable with?
'Tax Credits For ICE Operatives Who Are Assault Free In Designated Protest Zones over a 12 Month Period'?
I wonder what slogan they would be comfortable with?
'Tax Credits For ICE Operatives Who Are Assault Free In Designated Protest Zones over a 12 Month Period'?
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If Zohran delivers on even half of his promises, this might come in handy when the worst people in the world are mad about it.
January 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
If Zohran delivers on even half of his promises, this might come in handy when the worst people in the world are mad about it.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
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This anthropomorphized framing of Grok in the media (claiming that Grok has "apologized") only serves the interests of these tech companies. It gives the appearance that some entity has taken responsibility for what is happening, when in reality no one has.
Is anyone going to take accountability for this?
+ Bo Zangeles, Terrorgram, friction-maxxing, Chinese peptides, a political influencer reality show, Tinder 4 Nazis, Trisha Paytas congressional run, the addictive world of livestream fashion auctions
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January 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
This anthropomorphized framing of Grok in the media (claiming that Grok has "apologized") only serves the interests of these tech companies. It gives the appearance that some entity has taken responsibility for what is happening, when in reality no one has.
Winner of the fell for it again award goes to…..
Maria Machado!!!!
(please don’t feel like you have to get off your knees to accept the award)
Maria Machado!!!!
(please don’t feel like you have to get off your knees to accept the award)
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Winner of the fell for it again award goes to…..
Maria Machado!!!!
(please don’t feel like you have to get off your knees to accept the award)
Maria Machado!!!!
(please don’t feel like you have to get off your knees to accept the award)
Pluribus is good, whoever wrote Peggy Hill wrote Carol. A perfectly insufferable american white woman.
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Pluribus is good, whoever wrote Peggy Hill wrote Carol. A perfectly insufferable american white woman.
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
Venezuela is the new Vietnam, an attempt to block Chinese influence.
January 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Venezuela is the new Vietnam, an attempt to block Chinese influence.
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Quentin Tarantino?! The Dan Schneider with blood guy?
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Quentin Tarantino?! The Dan Schneider with blood guy?
Forbes with the yearly hit list, place your bets on who gets caught grifting.
This year’s honorees are reinventing nuclear reactors, pioneering solar panel recycling, and even fighting global warming by cutting cow burps.
30 Under 30 Energy & Green Tech 2026: Meet The Founders Recharging Our Energy Future
The Under 30 Energy & Green Tech honorees are reinventing nuclear reactors, pioneering solar panel recycling, and even fighting global warming by cutting cow burps.
www.forbes.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Forbes with the yearly hit list, place your bets on who gets caught grifting.
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this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it
Long shot bet. The files are released, he pardons himself of all wrongdoing, we wait for a court to decide if it’s legal.
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Long shot bet. The files are released, he pardons himself of all wrongdoing, we wait for a court to decide if it’s legal.
It’s always been a myth that the wealthy are intelligent or deserving of their status. Akin to saying that the lottery winner must be smart because their scratcher won.
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It’s always been a myth that the wealthy are intelligent or deserving of their status. Akin to saying that the lottery winner must be smart because their scratcher won.