🧠How🧠 to 🧎‍♂️seduce🧎‍♂️ the 🥀American government🥀:

🗣️Ugh🗣️, my skin is 💦SOO oily💦 ... ✌️😔

🚫🦴(I am not liable for any mental or physical harm experienced from the American's invasion of your body).🦴🚫

Wadephul, minister of foreign affairs: Well the UN said that Maduro's "regime" is bad! Therefore kind of based for the US to overthrow them :)

Also Wadephul when Israel is accused of genocide by the UN: Well, it's a very complex topic, really. Anyway, here's some more money, Benni!!!

I love when a politician says "young people should give something back to society" lile they aren't already expecting all of us to carry the economy when they go into pension and the gov pays them so much money bc they were politicians.

The Israeli army (IDF) has destroyed over 70% of all structures in the Gaza strip. In 2017-2021 Germany was the 2nd largest arms supplier to Israel with 6.9%. The German government increased their arms exports because of the Israeli war effort to 33% in 2020-24.
This is not complicity, it's support

Idk why Instagram won't let me post, but I gotta post my funny image somewhere 🤏😔
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p diddy not getting charged for his more serious crimes is proof to me that jeffery epstein would have gotten out of prison and let out into society. no one really cares about sex crimes or trafficking

I love democracy when they vote for me. 🥰

And when they don't like my ideas I say it's a rlly rlly bad emergency! 🔨
They have lightsabers and supernova bombs, We NEED to spend 2 billion money on contracts with my gun-industry-friends NEOW!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Bro is threatening a population, that's crazy

Many times I will read a (political) article and they will use some *latin saying* that I don't even get close to understanding, and instead of googling the problem I think of the wise old words:

"Bro stop chanting in dead languages you're scaring the hoes!"

Here's my recipe for a yummy chocolate cake 🍰:
Ingredients:
- chocolate
- cake