Adrienne
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Adrienne
@adriennekmetz.com
Independent marketing, content, and seo consultant working with in-house teams. Elder millennial from western Colorado. When I’m offline I’m totally off grid chasing two catahoulas. Over 100 houseplants and no ragrets about it 🪴🍁🌱
powerpoint when im being my millennial self. decks when im code switching 🙃
February 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Maybe there is someone at Woods Hole who knows?
January 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If it’s to suddenly and aggressively get off the highway I call this a “California exit”
January 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Wow 6 hours is super fast. I live in a rural area so same day is not an option for me. Makes 2 days look really slow 😆
January 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
And I gotta save a big side eye for those who are like “yay I did it!!! (I moved the app icon to my third home screen page)”

You can do it and we are rooting for you!! In time you’ll build new sources and routines. We will get there.
January 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Saying out loud “this is hard” is good and necessary because there’s shame around admitting how much of a hold devices and platforms have on our lives. Thank you for being honest and vulnerable about that. You’re right it’s not easy.
January 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Yesterday I deleted my Amazon account (not deactivated.. not logged out… not delete the app.. but DELETED my whole ass ACCOUNT) which means all that’s left is WhatsApp to get rid of. Since it’s about to be merged into the main meta account center it’s a good time to do that soon.
January 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Saw another “I’m not posting anymore!” Like okay dude they are still tracking and selling your data to the point there the tentacles are in everything you do

I get the “my family’s on here and nowhere else”

Try texting them or calling and see how a group chat feels instead
January 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just saw someone saying “well I got my espresso machine in 2 days so can’t give it up” okay great news espresso offers free 2 day shipping and it took me under the length of this skeet to find that out! You can also DoorDash one from target. So many options for acquiring coffee in 48 hours I promise
January 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Check the mfg website cause they usually have free 2 day shipping !
January 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This was my first thought too :/ but tilda would be perfect
January 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
When they get to me and I start talking about sobriety
a woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny face
ALT: a woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny face
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The front page last night
January 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Me every time I see a horse laying down: “pls don’t di”
January 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I can definitely scrounge up 6 if you need them 😆
January 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM