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Adrienne
@adriennekmetz.com
Independent marketing, content, and seo consultant working with in-house teams. Elder millennial from western Colorado. When I’m offline I’m totally off grid chasing two catahoulas. Over 100 houseplants and no ragrets about it 🪴🍁🌱
Market share (and PLG) is won on the free tier.
OpenAI removes account requirement for ChatGPT Search, Google expands Gemini 2.0 to all and Microsoft makes Think Deeper with Copilot free - www.seroundtable.com/chatgpt-sear...

#chatgpt #openai #gemini #google #microsoft #copilot
February 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’ve dubbed these blondies The Golden Girls ☀️ 👯‍♀️
January 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The journey of replacing this convenience with other sources is a community building exercise. You ask friends for recs, chat with sales clerks, grab an ice cream on the way back to your car, maybe even pet a cute dog! It’s not just -1 Amazon it’s also like +1000 for your community.
January 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The amount of ish in my feed that’s like “great news! I’ve considered almost not posting on fb today and even hesitated as I almost deleted the app!”

1. Deleting the app is not the same as deleting your account.
2. virtue signaling about getting off when you’re not is not the take you think is
January 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I will never understand why people prewash every dish on the way into the dishwasher when you can just rewash the 1 or 2 that come out dirty.
Havin a great weekend just doin a little inventory of all the hills im willing to die on
January 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Reposted by Adrienne
A bobcat's full name is Robert Catastrophe.
January 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I am assuming we’ll see a definition of “freelancer” soon because plenty of SMEs are freelance writers.
Google issued a new definition of *Site Reputation Abuse*

"An established first party site branches out into a new area primarily using freelance content because this content will rank better on the first-party site than it would have otherwise"

This seems to apply to vast swaths of publishers
January 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
geez another sequel cant they think of anything new
January 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
So interstellar is a sequel to contact?

Murph is Jodie’s daughter?
January 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
1. To be an environmental scientist 🌳 🤗
2. Environmental science 👩‍🔬 🧪
3. I just knew environmental science was my calling 🍁 🧘‍♀️

4. Marketing 🤡
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?

1) I had no idea
2) business admin
3) economics
4) doctor
Jazz band director
Jazz studies
History
Head Start Cop
January 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My grandfather during wwii. Never forget.
January 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Howard dean is out birdwatching today and might even treat himself to a second brownie later
January 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Just saw someone write “Al gore rhythms” and wasn’t sure if it was autocorrect or intentional and there are just so many places my brain wants to go with this
January 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
🎿 🐕
January 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I cannot believe it. FINALLY!!!!! FREE PELTIER!!!!!!!
January 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In the TT draft apparently Bsky got booktok and gamers

Red lake is for people who never took history or social studies

Grammers went back to the gram and took the sourdough with them

Can’t wait to see the data viz come out
January 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
There are two separate Trish’s on the town page who stir up shit and get everyone fighting in the comments with daily rage bait.

I really want to make a news announcement telling them the referendum passed to rename the nickname Karen to Trish and see how they react
January 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
and so it goes.
January 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Havin a great weekend just doin a little inventory of all the hills im willing to die on
January 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bf: does Danica still sell
Websites wondering if I should get one
January 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Fun fact I have secret mushroom patches in each quadrant of the lower 48. Moving often is nice when you carry your friends, beautiful memories, and secret treasure maps with you into the future :)
Do you think mushrooms know how beautiful they are
January 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’ve got a chubby cherub cheeked thing going on and people can sometimes mistake me for being younger than I am.

But when I transform and open my mouth wide to let out all the killer bees of my soul, they can clearly see I have 4 silver fillings 😒
January 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Everything is a scam” in action, from a cynical marketer:

It’s 2015 at 5am in the San Diego airport. I am approaching the security area. I do not yet understand the value of pre check.

The TSA agent is wandering around yelling far too loud for 5am. There’s like… 5 of us in line.

He’s saying:
January 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.

“Why do they make me create an account to do anything on the internet” - my bf

Can you outsource pulling bootstraps to AI?

Oh and Everything is a scam.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
In case you’re wondering what grandma Judy’s homemade grape juice from palisade grapes looks like:
January 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM