Adrian Edmondson
@adrianedmondson.bsky.social
Berserker!
Out now from all good bookshops, and bad ones, and ones in between.
Out now from all good bookshops, and bad ones, and ones in between.
Very gothic steps total today.
September 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Very gothic steps total today.
Reposted by Adrian Edmondson
one for sorrow
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
September 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
one for sorrow
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
British Airways are getting very snooty about what we're reading.
September 1, 2025 at 9:24 AM
British Airways are getting very snooty about what we're reading.
Sometimes you can see what Turner saw.
August 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sometimes you can see what Turner saw.
Dear Hotels throughout the world - please stop tucking in the duvets.
August 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Dear Hotels throughout the world - please stop tucking in the duvets.
Coming 12th August (or 12th of Augsburg as predictive texting suggested)
July 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Coming 12th August (or 12th of Augsburg as predictive texting suggested)
Playing scrabble on an old app - it says covid isn’t a word…
July 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Playing scrabble on an old app - it says covid isn’t a word…
Research question for project set in 1997 - does anyone know when quiet carriages were introduced?
July 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Research question for project set in 1997 - does anyone know when quiet carriages were introduced?
Hottest day of the year, but the grandchildren have insisted on watching Muppet Christmas Carol…
June 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hottest day of the year, but the grandchildren have insisted on watching Muppet Christmas Carol…
Birdwatchers - Just seen a flock of seagulls (not the band) seemingly caught in a thermal above Dartmoor - is this a thing? I'd say there were around 100 of them.
June 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Birdwatchers - Just seen a flock of seagulls (not the band) seemingly caught in a thermal above Dartmoor - is this a thing? I'd say there were around 100 of them.
If I was in charge of such things, I would put a compilation of the national juries giving their points on Eurovision in any attempted communication with other galaxies. Just to give them a heads up. Then they can decide.
May 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If I was in charge of such things, I would put a compilation of the national juries giving their points on Eurovision in any attempted communication with other galaxies. Just to give them a heads up. Then they can decide.
Alien Earth is coming later this summer. I'm the one on the right.
May 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Alien Earth is coming later this summer. I'm the one on the right.
The more television I watch, the more I feel I am turning into Giles from Gogglebox. (Or maybe it’s the other way round).
April 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The more television I watch, the more I feel I am turning into Giles from Gogglebox. (Or maybe it’s the other way round).
Easter Sunday always reminds me of the gift shop at a cathedral near Palermo, when the woman in front of me said: 'Oh, and a man on a stick, please.'
April 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Easter Sunday always reminds me of the gift shop at a cathedral near Palermo, when the woman in front of me said: 'Oh, and a man on a stick, please.'
I always thought that if nuclear armageddon came a spaceman would land on earth many centuries later to find the snooker was still on the telly.
April 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I always thought that if nuclear armageddon came a spaceman would land on earth many centuries later to find the snooker was still on the telly.
It always feels like the 70s when the snooker’s on the telly.
April 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It always feels like the 70s when the snooker’s on the telly.
Planted lots of my veg seedlings out earlier this week, when it was warm and sunny, but now the long range forecast is saying we’ll get frosts again. Puts the prospects of world recession into perspective. I know just how China feels.
April 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Planted lots of my veg seedlings out earlier this week, when it was warm and sunny, but now the long range forecast is saying we’ll get frosts again. Puts the prospects of world recession into perspective. I know just how China feels.
I know there’s a lot going on, and it’s all a bit worrying, but the most important thing as far as I see it is this: we should ban drums at football matches. There, I’ve said it. Pile on if you must, but you know I’m right.
April 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I know there’s a lot going on, and it’s all a bit worrying, but the most important thing as far as I see it is this: we should ban drums at football matches. There, I’ve said it. Pile on if you must, but you know I’m right.
Sorting out my CDs. It's safe to assume I'm a Mott the Hoople fan.
March 31, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Sorting out my CDs. It's safe to assume I'm a Mott the Hoople fan.
Thinking about how Bono (the Mercedes engineer) used to say 'It's Hammer Time' to Hamilton. Will he now say 'It's Aunty Time' to Antonelli?
March 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Thinking about how Bono (the Mercedes engineer) used to say 'It's Hammer Time' to Hamilton. Will he now say 'It's Aunty Time' to Antonelli?
I've written a play about 4 actors from a production of Waiting For Godot, who are waiting for the producer to appear, on the day the theatres closed 5 years ago. On tomorrow at 2.15, then afterwards on BBC Sounds. No pressure...
BBC Radio 4 - Drama on 4, Waiting for Waiting for Godot
A play by Adrian Edmondson. 17 March 2020, and theatres are closing their doors.
www.bbc.co.uk
March 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I've written a play about 4 actors from a production of Waiting For Godot, who are waiting for the producer to appear, on the day the theatres closed 5 years ago. On tomorrow at 2.15, then afterwards on BBC Sounds. No pressure...
I don't have enough hair to worry about hairstyles, but this new 'mullet patch' looks like a waste of good follicles.
March 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I don't have enough hair to worry about hairstyles, but this new 'mullet patch' looks like a waste of good follicles.
I particularly like the text bottom right that reads 'View more objects from people in North Yorkshire'
February 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I particularly like the text bottom right that reads 'View more objects from people in North Yorkshire'
I need to know what this is called in other parts of the country. I live in Devon where it's called a 'Devon shovel' - is it called that elsewhere?
February 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I need to know what this is called in other parts of the country. I live in Devon where it's called a 'Devon shovel' - is it called that elsewhere?
@joebarton.bsky.social Black Doves is excellent.
February 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
@joebarton.bsky.social Black Doves is excellent.