Adrian Sampson
@adrian.discuss.systems.ap.brid.gy
Carly Rae Jepsen fan account.
[bridged from https://discuss.systems/@adrian on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
[bridged from https://discuss.systems/@adrian on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
it is apparently one of those days where everyone you see in the hallway says "hi! I sent you an email last week…" so I guess I will hide in my office, close the door, and turn the lights off
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
it is apparently one of those days where everyone you see in the hallway says "hi! I sent you an email last week…" so I guess I will hide in my office, close the door, and turn the lights off
in trying times like these, it is important to have too many bagels in your house #breadposting
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
in trying times like these, it is important to have too many bagels in your house #breadposting
beautiful day for a ride
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
beautiful day for a ride
you hate to see it https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/us/cornell-deal-trump-administration.html
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
you hate to see it https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/us/cornell-deal-trump-administration.html
it is apparently also still #breadposting season (which is every season)
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
it is apparently also still #breadposting season (which is every season)
Does this silly optimization, which students in #cs6120 asked about, have a name? https://github.com/sampsyo/cs6120/discussions/594#discussioncomment-14840141
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Does this silly optimization, which students in #cs6120 asked about, have a name? https://github.com/sampsyo/cs6120/discussions/594#discussioncomment-14840141
this may be the only thing I accomplish today #breadposting
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
this may be the only thing I accomplish today #breadposting
I have recently decided that my fallback-career bakery will be called Glutenous Maximus
October 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I have recently decided that my fallback-career bakery will be called Glutenous Maximus
failed to get a pic today before making sandwiches #breadposting
October 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
failed to get a pic today before making sandwiches #breadposting
Anybody looking for an extremely talented systems engineer, Rust hacker, and/or compilers person? Let us know! https://mellow.zone/@griffin/115345574924094119
Griffin (@griffin@mellow.zone)
I'm bad at self-promo but I am currently on the job market looking for industry gigs. If your team needs a compiler engineer, language developer, rust programmer, or language tools person, drop me a line! All my details are on my personal site.
mellow.zone
October 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Anybody looking for an extremely talented systems engineer, Rust hacker, and/or compilers person? Let us know! https://mellow.zone/@griffin/115345574924094119
I regret to inform you that “One Battle After Another” absolutely rules and is worth seeing in the theater
October 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I regret to inform you that “One Battle After Another” absolutely rules and is worth seeing in the theater
is it possible to over-seed bagels #breadposting
October 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
is it possible to over-seed bagels #breadposting
Today in my 10:10am class, a student offered this explanation for why some grad students might be late sometimes: “it feels like the first class of the day is always the earliest”
October 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Today in my 10:10am class, a student offered this explanation for why some grad students might be late sometimes: “it feels like the first class of the day is always the earliest”
kinda wish the government could shut down *before* my NSF report is due tonight
September 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
kinda wish the government could shut down *before* my NSF report is due tonight
Biscuits are a Sunday food. #breadposting
September 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Biscuits are a Sunday food. #breadposting
The first few leaves are falling, making it hard to see the trail. It’s probably under there.
September 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The first few leaves are falling, making it hard to see the trail. It’s probably under there.
I’m late to the party, but congratulations to @thezoq2 on defending his PhD!! If you haven’t seen his extremely cool Rustish HDL, Spade, definitely check it out: https://spade-lang.org https://mastodon.social/@thezoq2/115114066989406908
Spade | Spade Hardware Description Language
spade-lang.org
September 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m late to the party, but congratulations to @thezoq2 on defending his PhD!! If you haven’t seen his extremely cool Rustish HDL, Spade, definitely check it out: https://spade-lang.org https://mastodon.social/@thezoq2/115114066989406908
Reposted by Adrian Sampson
The fuck? Why did it take me this long to make the connection that the Adrian Sampson who started beets is the same Adrian Sampson as @adrian
September 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The fuck? Why did it take me this long to make the connection that the Adrian Sampson who started beets is the same Adrian Sampson as @adrian
A long time ago, I won a teaching award and spent the money on a new bike, which made me feel like a little kid. This summer, I finally got it set up as a hardtail and, well, here we go again.
August 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A long time ago, I won a teaching award and spent the money on a new bike, which made me feel like a little kid. This summer, I finally got it set up as a hardtail and, well, here we go again.
it’s getting sunsetty around here
August 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
it’s getting sunsetty around here
Many thanks to Carly Rae Jepsen for commemorating this ASPLOS Deadline Day with a hotttt new track!! 🩷 https://youtu.be/_3JmVhy6HnQ
August 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Many thanks to Carly Rae Jepsen for commemorating this ASPLOS Deadline Day with a hotttt new track!! 🩷 https://youtu.be/_3JmVhy6HnQ
forget “cellar door”; the most beautiful phrase in English is “chili dog” https://youtu.be/6QX57aIDbDU
August 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
forget “cellar door”; the most beautiful phrase in English is “chili dog” https://youtu.be/6QX57aIDbDU