Adobe Kenobi
@adobekenobi.bsky.social
Take it easy, but take it.
Perpetually downhill, it's just a question of speed.
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Perpetually downhill, it's just a question of speed.
DM: "DEX save. Let's call it DC12."
*Rolls a nat 1
DM: "You explode forever."
*Rolls a nat 1
DM: "You explode forever."
February 7, 2026 at 4:12 AM
DM: "DEX save. Let's call it DC12."
*Rolls a nat 1
DM: "You explode forever."
*Rolls a nat 1
DM: "You explode forever."
I want this more than healthcare
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I want this more than healthcare
Minshew 100% votes third party
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Minshew 100% votes third party
Why would anyone want to be more alert right now?
February 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Why would anyone want to be more alert right now?
Remember when Obama pushed for the ACA and the Republicans started calling it "Obamacare" to mock him until they realized people like health care so they started calling Obama vain for naming it "Obamacare" forgetting they had made that name up like a year prior?
Well, anywho, introducing Trump RX.
Well, anywho, introducing Trump RX.
February 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Remember when Obama pushed for the ACA and the Republicans started calling it "Obamacare" to mock him until they realized people like health care so they started calling Obama vain for naming it "Obamacare" forgetting they had made that name up like a year prior?
Well, anywho, introducing Trump RX.
Well, anywho, introducing Trump RX.
Republican playbook:
1. X is bad
2. I hear Y is doing X (it isn't)
3. If Y can do X (they aren't) then why can't we do X?
4. "We are now fighting fire (fake X crimes) with fire (committing real X crimes)"
5. Repeat
1. X is bad
2. I hear Y is doing X (it isn't)
3. If Y can do X (they aren't) then why can't we do X?
4. "We are now fighting fire (fake X crimes) with fire (committing real X crimes)"
5. Repeat
February 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Republican playbook:
1. X is bad
2. I hear Y is doing X (it isn't)
3. If Y can do X (they aren't) then why can't we do X?
4. "We are now fighting fire (fake X crimes) with fire (committing real X crimes)"
5. Repeat
1. X is bad
2. I hear Y is doing X (it isn't)
3. If Y can do X (they aren't) then why can't we do X?
4. "We are now fighting fire (fake X crimes) with fire (committing real X crimes)"
5. Repeat
I find it offensive
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I find it offensive
I'll guess whichever Bosa is in the AFC.
February 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I'll guess whichever Bosa is in the AFC.
I may just not be used to Democrats actually getting what they want. My entire life has been watching them back down so... this will take a minute.
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I may just not be used to Democrats actually getting what they want. My entire life has been watching them back down so... this will take a minute.
Anyone else unnerved by Uber paying what they owe? Feels a little brer rabbit.
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Anyone else unnerved by Uber paying what they owe? Feels a little brer rabbit.
Trump is like if the Medias Touch and the Emperor Wears No Clothes allegories combined with all of the horror and none of the life lessons.
February 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Trump is like if the Medias Touch and the Emperor Wears No Clothes allegories combined with all of the horror and none of the life lessons.
What a perfect name for someone who looks like the opposite of Don Draper.
February 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
What a perfect name for someone who looks like the opposite of Don Draper.
Digital cameras are pretty inexpensive nowadays and they don't ping fake cell phone towers.
January 31, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Digital cameras are pretty inexpensive nowadays and they don't ping fake cell phone towers.
Need a race in Scotland. The potential of hitting a unicorn at 30 mph would make it must watch TV.
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Need a race in Scotland. The potential of hitting a unicorn at 30 mph would make it must watch TV.
The best thing about naming a kid "Clint" is how funny their name looks in all caps. Spelling it with a 'k' ruins everything.
January 29, 2026 at 11:16 AM
The best thing about naming a kid "Clint" is how funny their name looks in all caps. Spelling it with a 'k' ruins everything.
Once I saw people sitting on benches at a Rothko exhibit legit weeping at his color field painting. I'd heard about people doing that but always assumed it was bullshit.
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Once I saw people sitting on benches at a Rothko exhibit legit weeping at his color field painting. I'd heard about people doing that but always assumed it was bullshit.
$10 says there's a little racist ratatouille Remi in there controlling his arms.
January 28, 2026 at 10:46 PM
$10 says there's a little racist ratatouille Remi in there controlling his arms.