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writer and comms professional. annoying new yorker. words @offsidenewsco.bsky.social @BlueshirtBanter.bsky.social. BU ‘23. formerly of the Foreign Press Association. usually yapping about NYR + TBL + TOR + VAN. 🇺🇦🇨🇿
Over the moon to say that I’ll be writing a weekly #NHL column for @offsidenewsco this season! The big picture drama and narratives of this sport are my happy place, so look forward to a lot of yapping about more than just the scores. Give it a read now ⬇️
"Overpaying now is a bargain down the road. Eight years is the difference between being a rookie and getting asked about your biological clock, after all. There’s no telling how high the salary cap will be then."

Read @admbeaumont.bsky.social 's first #NHL column here: buff.ly/Z7gCvt8
October 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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"Overpaying now is a bargain down the road. Eight years is the difference between being a rookie and getting asked about your biological clock, after all. There’s no telling how high the salary cap will be then."

Read @admbeaumont.bsky.social 's first #NHL column here: buff.ly/Z7gCvt8
October 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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some truly effed up allegations in this lawsuit filed against James Dolan/MSG: using facial recognition tech/running background checks on fans who shouted "sell the team"; spying on a trans woman because ownership was concerned she was too friendly w/the Knicks cdn.pacermonitor.com/public/case/...
September 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Come see what Offside News Co is all about!

We’re especially looking for PWHL writers, transfemme writers, writers of colour, and any visual artists as we head into next season. Please reach out if you’re if you’re interested! Let’s have some fun with this stupid sport.

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Open Meeting Alert! 📝🏒

Have you ever created a thread comparing NHLers to Labubus? Do you have strong opinions about PWHL expansion? Do you hate the Toronto Maple Leafs? You might be a hockey writer without even knowing. Join us for an open pitch meeting this Thursday!
July 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Open Meeting Alert! 📝🏒

Have you ever created a thread comparing NHLers to Labubus? Do you have strong opinions about PWHL expansion? Do you hate the Toronto Maple Leafs? You might be a hockey writer without even knowing. Join us for an open pitch meeting this Thursday!
July 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Breaking Down the New York Rangers 2025 NHL Draft Class

Evaluating the Blueshirts’ 2025 NHL Draft selections in an uncertain time for the franchise.

Read it here ➡️➡️➡️ www.blueshirtbanter.com/breaking-dow... via @admbeaumont.bsky.social #NYR
Breaking Down the New York Rangers 2025 NHL Draft Class
Evaluating the Blueshirts’ 2025 NHL Draft selections in an uncertain time for the franchise.
www.blueshirtbanter.com
June 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Why the New York Rangers Should Not Waste Their Time on Mitch Marner

In 2025’s competitive free agent market, there are names the Blueshirts shouldn’t break a sweat over.

Read it here ➡️➡️➡️ www.blueshirtbanter.com/why-the-new-... via @admbeaumont.bsky.social #NYR
Why the New York Rangers Should Not Waste Their Time on Mitch Marner
In 2025’s competitive free agent market, there are names the Blueshirts shouldn’t break a sweat over.
www.blueshirtbanter.com
June 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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"We should be outside, basking in the sun, sipping on something with elderberry in it, and listening to the new Lorde album."

In preparation for the #StanleyCup Final starting tonight between #LetsGoOilers and #TimeToHunt, read @admbeaumont.bsky.social‬'s preview here: buff.ly/BHSAQ8o
2025 Stanley Cup Final Preview — Offside News
The Florida Panthers and the Edmonton Oilers are getting the band back together, and it’s messier than an Oasis reunion.
buff.ly
June 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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2025 Rangers Report Card: Chris Kreider

He’s the heart of the Rangers, and maybe the next to go. What does Chris Kreider’s turbulent season mean for his future in New York?

Read it here ➡️➡️➡️ www.blueshirtbanter.com/2025-rangers... via @admbeaumont.bsky.social #NYR
2025 Rangers Report Card: Chris Kreider
He’s the heart of the Rangers, and maybe the next to go. What does Chris Kreider’s turbulent season mean for his future in New York?
www.blueshirtbanter.com
June 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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🚨 Voting for the Vesey Awards closes next Wednesday, May 28th. Winners will be announced May 29th!

More information about the categories and awards can be found at the link below. Don’t forget to have fun! Happy Veseys, everyone, and happy voting! offsidenewsco.com/news/vesey-a...
🏆🏒 The NHL Awards aren't happening this year, but the staff at Offside News remains dedicated to rewarding true success in hockey. Vote for your favourite moments and stars of the year here: buff.ly/ss8dHhn

Read more: buff.ly/vhfjEPn
May 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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🏆🏒 The NHL Awards aren't happening this year, but the staff at Offside News remains dedicated to rewarding true success in hockey. Vote for your favourite moments and stars of the year here: buff.ly/ss8dHhn

Read more: buff.ly/vhfjEPn
May 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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2025 Rangers Report Card: Will Borgen

Will Borgen arrived in New York with low expectations, and might have just helped redefined the Rangers' blueline. Here's how he graded out.

Read it here ➡️➡️➡️ www.blueshirtbanter.com/2025-rangers... via @admbeaumont.bsky.social #NYR
2025 Rangers Report Card: Will Borgen
Will Borgen arrived in New York with low expectations, and might have just helped redefined the Rangers' blueline. Here's how he graded out.
www.blueshirtbanter.com
May 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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we've got them right where we want them
May 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
More dumbass shit for your reading pleasure!
May 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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"The Mammoth plans to attend all Utah home games during the 2025-2026 season. He’s been given a box at the Delta Center to fit his 6-ton body. Fans hope his large frame will help bolster the team’s size and physicality."

Read @admbeaumont.bsky.social 's "interview" here: buff.ly/ARMWGqu
May 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Can the Abbotsford Canucks continue to capitalize on their recent historic regular-season winning streak when it matters most? Everything's on the line in the #CalderCup playoffs.

Read the #ProudlyAbbotsford crash course from @ellycelly.bsky.social here: buff.ly/vZWmZTR
May 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Mammoth day for Utah

The new name is official https://twitter.com/utahhockeyclub/status/1920116569226805584
May 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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“Massive #s of students are going to emerge... who are essentially illiterate. Both in the literal sense and in the sense of being historically illiterate + having no knowledge of their own culture, much less anyone else’s.”

This isn't the only reason AI is bad, but it's why it is bad for students.
May 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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the technodystopia is here

nymag.com/intelligence...
May 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
At this point, every new headline about the administration just makes me go, “Sure! Why not?” Cutting CDC programs? Sure. Creating an Orwellian list of citizens’ medical data? Sure. Getting involved in Latin American politics again? Sure! Like what am I gonna do? Get scared? That’s what they want.
May 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Rangers, Juuso Parssinen Agree to Two-Year Contract Extension

Juuso Parssinen re-signs with the Rangers. But will the underused forward finally get his chance to shine under Mike Sullivan?

Read it here ➡️➡️➡️ www.blueshirtbanter.com/rangers-juus... via @admbeaumont.bsky.social #NYR
Rangers, Juuso Parssinen Agree to Two-Year Contract Extension
Juuso Parssinen re-signs with the Rangers. But will the underused forward finally get his chance to shine under Mike Sullivan?
www.blueshirtbanter.com
May 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I like writing stupid things sometimes. Give it a read.

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May 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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"Fans of the eight #NHL teams currently looking for a new coach sit trembling in fear that John Tortorella will end up at their rink."

Read @admbeaumont.bsky.social 's listicle here: buff.ly/CSCgdvM
May 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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11 Under 25: Assessing the New York Rangers Younger Players

Laviolette's lineup decisions makes the development the Rangers' youth hard to parse. Nevertheless, here's a look at the 11 Rangers under 25.

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11 Under 25: Assessing the New York Rangers Younger Players
Peter Laviolette's lineup decisions makes the development a lot of the Rangers' youth hard to parse. Nevertheless, here's a look at the 11 Rangers under 25-years-old.
www.blueshirtbanter.com
April 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM