update I did not learn

I'm feeling existential dread today about the tech oligarchy. Did mega buy Tiktok? If they did, would I even want to use it again? Is YouTube any better since it's owned by Google? And more importantly, why is the United States Department of Justice Antitrust Division so fucking useless?

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

It's not even midnight yet COME BACK #tiktok

I wasn't ready 😭 #tiktok

People need to stop making meth out of pseudoephedrine

Getting access to airport lounges was the best thing I ever did. Free food, alcohol, and comfy seats? I have wasted so many hours in regular airport world

every holiday season I'm reminded of the existence of the 2009 Folgers commercial and every season it's hysterical.

I have a migraine i hate this

I will never forgive amc for getting rid of their flatbread the artisan pizzas suck

i am hyper fixated on @tacobell.bsky.social spicy potato soft tacos please send help

Went to go buy a cloth measuring tape so I can measure for a new bra only for Amazon to tell me that I already bought one in June. Do I have any idea where this measuring tape is? No

Getting five months of work done in eight hours was a nightmare. Will I learn from my mistakes and do it better next time? No. No I will not. #adhd #adultadhd

Nothing makes me more full of rage than an automatic answering service. I just want to speak to a person 😮‍💨

How do you decide what to eat in advance and actually stick with it #adhd

I have wasted how many hours of my life just sitting in the regular airport. the delta sky lounge is amazing.

I ate a salad and chicken meatballs with my pizza so I'm pretty sure that counts as a nutritious meal.