Custodes
@adeptusbananas.bsky.social
Adeptus Custodes' public vox account. || We're God's Banana Janitors with depression and oil! || Still waiting for the Lord Banana || Do NOT mention the clowns.
Me and the mortals on a night out:
(Art by Velkiras-Na’khon)
(Art by Velkiras-Na’khon)
April 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Me and the mortals on a night out:
(Art by Velkiras-Na’khon)
(Art by Velkiras-Na’khon)
Pixelhagl cooked on this. The Custodes approve so very much.
March 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Pixelhagl cooked on this. The Custodes approve so very much.
Me and my Voxcaster homies, in out glorious duties to the Imperium: (yes, the trombone is an extraordinary important part of the glory of the Ten Thousand)
January 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Me and my Voxcaster homies, in out glorious duties to the Imperium: (yes, the trombone is an extraordinary important part of the glory of the Ten Thousand)
[AYAYAYA INTENSIFIES]
January 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
[AYAYAYA INTENSIFIES]
Some...very interesting art of our glorious sisters in the Custodes.
(Custodes gf by @dndosld73832)
(Custodes gf by @dndosld73832)
January 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Some...very interesting art of our glorious sisters in the Custodes.
(Custodes gf by @dndosld73832)
(Custodes gf by @dndosld73832)
Custodes! Arrest this man for impersonation!
January 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Custodes! Arrest this man for impersonation!
More Custodian crack
January 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
More Custodian crack
I see you. 🫵
(POV: Me when a famous artist notices me:)
(POV: Me when a famous artist notices me:)
December 25, 2024 at 3:03 AM
I see you. 🫵
(POV: Me when a famous artist notices me:)
(POV: Me when a famous artist notices me:)
two more followers and I shall suplex Horus.
December 18, 2024 at 10:30 PM
two more followers and I shall suplex Horus.
Can confirm this is what happened.
December 11, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Can confirm this is what happened.
Remember, at 200 followers I will suplex Horus.
December 1, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Remember, at 200 followers I will suplex Horus.
I am never going to emotionally recover from this.
Call an Apothecary and bring a Dreadnought, I just witnessed a murder.
Call an Apothecary and bring a Dreadnought, I just witnessed a murder.
December 1, 2024 at 10:22 PM
I am never going to emotionally recover from this.
Call an Apothecary and bring a Dreadnought, I just witnessed a murder.
Call an Apothecary and bring a Dreadnought, I just witnessed a murder.
Three Custodes have been shot tonight. Twelve Remembrancers were exiled to Afrik to farm potatoes. My serf died recovering this image.
All over this pict of our glorious Catain-General Catstantin Valdor- [intelligible screaming due to “grievous injuries via Apollonian Spear”]
All over this pict of our glorious Catain-General Catstantin Valdor- [intelligible screaming due to “grievous injuries via Apollonian Spear”]
November 18, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Three Custodes have been shot tonight. Twelve Remembrancers were exiled to Afrik to farm potatoes. My serf died recovering this image.
All over this pict of our glorious Catain-General Catstantin Valdor- [intelligible screaming due to “grievous injuries via Apollonian Spear”]
All over this pict of our glorious Catain-General Catstantin Valdor- [intelligible screaming due to “grievous injuries via Apollonian Spear”]
Wake up, random thighs to get your attention.
Do I have your attention now?
Good.
Anyways, our glorious Captain-General canonically lost TWICE to Abaddon, and for this we will NEVER FORGIVE HIM!
Do I have your attention now?
Good.
Anyways, our glorious Captain-General canonically lost TWICE to Abaddon, and for this we will NEVER FORGIVE HIM!
November 17, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Wake up, random thighs to get your attention.
Do I have your attention now?
Good.
Anyways, our glorious Captain-General canonically lost TWICE to Abaddon, and for this we will NEVER FORGIVE HIM!
Do I have your attention now?
Good.
Anyways, our glorious Captain-General canonically lost TWICE to Abaddon, and for this we will NEVER FORGIVE HIM!
The Inquisition is after me. Again.
(I must be speedrunning getting banned, any %)
(I must be speedrunning getting banned, any %)
November 13, 2024 at 10:40 PM
The Inquisition is after me. Again.
(I must be speedrunning getting banned, any %)
(I must be speedrunning getting banned, any %)
Doot doot, heretics.
November 12, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Doot doot, heretics.
So, I have finally made my alt
x.com/LegioBananas
x.com/LegioBananas
November 12, 2024 at 1:56 AM
So, I have finally made my alt
x.com/LegioBananas
x.com/LegioBananas
Valdor's neural ports, from: Birth of the Imperium.
November 8, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Valdor's neural ports, from: Birth of the Imperium.
Day 3(I think) with my account locked, time to rally the Emissaries Imperatus and complain.
November 8, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Day 3(I think) with my account locked, time to rally the Emissaries Imperatus and complain.
The Inquisition has been attempting to arrest the Custodes.
I AM INNOCENT!
This was literally my banner!
I AM INNOCENT!
This was literally my banner!
November 5, 2024 at 2:08 AM
The Inquisition has been attempting to arrest the Custodes.
I AM INNOCENT!
This was literally my banner!
I AM INNOCENT!
This was literally my banner!
When I get to 200 followers I will get a Terminator Custodes to suplex Horus!
November 3, 2024 at 1:19 AM
When I get to 200 followers I will get a Terminator Custodes to suplex Horus!
Remember when I promised that I would suplex the Archtraitor if I got to 100 followers?
Well.
It turns out, suplexing a Primarch in full Terminator armor that weighs four times as much as you do....was a bad idea.
Well.
It turns out, suplexing a Primarch in full Terminator armor that weighs four times as much as you do....was a bad idea.
October 31, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Remember when I promised that I would suplex the Archtraitor if I got to 100 followers?
Well.
It turns out, suplexing a Primarch in full Terminator armor that weighs four times as much as you do....was a bad idea.
Well.
It turns out, suplexing a Primarch in full Terminator armor that weighs four times as much as you do....was a bad idea.
A reaction image I found online:
October 31, 2024 at 2:01 AM
A reaction image I found online:
As promised....
I am starting to think suplexing the Archtraitor in Terminator armor wasn't such a great idea....
I am starting to think suplexing the Archtraitor in Terminator armor wasn't such a great idea....
October 30, 2024 at 8:45 PM
As promised....
I am starting to think suplexing the Archtraitor in Terminator armor wasn't such a great idea....
I am starting to think suplexing the Archtraitor in Terminator armor wasn't such a great idea....