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If you’ve been wondering what Elon Musk and his lackeys are up to since taking control of the US government, look no further. Our latest story names six 19- to 24-year-olds working with his DOGE organization, which now has access to sensitive federal systems. wrd.cm/4jzpiSN

if democrats promise to throw elon musk and everyone in DOGE in jail on day 1 in 2029 they will win a 50 state landslide

Really thankful to all of the scientists who made themselves available to talk to me about the unprecedented situation at NIH.

I've never had so many people reach out to me for a story like this.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Some people will deny the truth even when it's staring them right in the face! 🪞😂

i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

Hi, I’m God.

Tax churches.

Love,

God

I hate gaining wisdom through painful life experience, I miss being a big stupid dummy

Oh look, it's Matthew Yglesias being the absolute worst. Nothing new here.

the “Elonia Musk” thing rests entirely on “ha ha what if he was a woman” and that is so self-evidently transphobic and misogynistic that I do not understand calling yourself progressive and unironically using it as an insult

Please get me off this ride. It's not fun anymore.