Aden Albert
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Aden Albert
@adenalbertcreative.com
I’m Aden, a photographer and writer based in South Carolina.

Site: https://adenalbertcreative.com
Fiction: https://theneon.church or @theneon.church
When my wife and I both worked retail, we had about 12 of our coworkers over to our tiny apartment for a “retail orphan” thanksgiving and it was one of the best holidays in my adult life.
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
ooooh Tilda Swinton!
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That’s awesome! 👊
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
damn that goes hard
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
who can put the right oomph on "while not Olympian"?

I submit Emma Thompson, Maggie Smith, or Jeremy Irons
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
In a less flippant manner, the arrangement of darknesses against the vibrant store interior is very well done. It reads more like a nighttime storefront outdoors than an airport shop, especially with the gleaming reflection on the tiles, but with a calmer, meditative atmosphere. Thanks for sharing.
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
available once you've completed Books&Drugs on normal difficulty
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My wife also says “I’m using this cup” as a ward against preemptive strikes

And each time I narrow my eyes, because

are you?
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Going solely by titles he’s just a dude trying to hold down jobs in a gig economy operated entirely as euphemism

Parker
The Mechanic
The Beekeeper

Upon further inspection this bit didn’t really have the legs I thought it did
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I imagine VCs have Geiger counters to keep themselves from wandering too close to the idea of “lucky rich guy”
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I mean, in a global age this is an eight-lane divided highway
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Yeah I just checked the original post. At least the comments are mostly English folk shouting “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT”
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This is a decent piece of satire and hilarious if sincere
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
When I worked at a college, I told our student employees you can’t ironically eat a sandwich.
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
usually a manifesto instead of a memoir
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
why do gatsbys come in packs of ten and daisys come in packs of eight
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM