adelaide jerks
@adelaidejerks.bsky.social
A jerk from Adelaide Australia
Come on, girls!
Do you believe in 'The Flatwoods Monster'?
'Cause I got something to say about it
And it goes something like this
Do you believe in 'The Flatwoods Monster'?
'Cause I got something to say about it
And it goes something like this
March 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Come on, girls!
Do you believe in 'The Flatwoods Monster'?
'Cause I got something to say about it
And it goes something like this
Do you believe in 'The Flatwoods Monster'?
'Cause I got something to say about it
And it goes something like this
"Now with that new-spider smell!"
March 5, 2025 at 10:37 AM
"Now with that new-spider smell!"
That feeling when 4 Corners shows footage of your local illegal tobacco and vape shop.
March 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
That feeling when 4 Corners shows footage of your local illegal tobacco and vape shop.
Edge Master?! A clear case of false advertising as I couldn't last 5 minutes. 3 stars
March 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Edge Master?! A clear case of false advertising as I couldn't last 5 minutes. 3 stars
Coffee and breakfast roll were great, the oral sex from a large primate was an unexpected bonus. 5 stars.
March 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Coffee and breakfast roll were great, the oral sex from a large primate was an unexpected bonus. 5 stars.
"I WALKED TIMOTHEE CHALAMET ON STAGE! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
March 3, 2025 at 7:56 AM
"I WALKED TIMOTHEE CHALAMET ON STAGE! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
Can't wait to see what delicious recipes the impending bird flu pandemic brings 😒
March 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can't wait to see what delicious recipes the impending bird flu pandemic brings 😒
Like anyone I've had my moments but I'm yet to bust out the 'Pussy Stroker' on a morning walk.
March 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Like anyone I've had my moments but I'm yet to bust out the 'Pussy Stroker' on a morning walk.
I’m yet to watch a single episode but I feel that CSI: Adelaide is gonna suck arse.
March 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’m yet to watch a single episode but I feel that CSI: Adelaide is gonna suck arse.
Heat 2: Microwaveable Wheat Bags
March 2, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Heat 2: Microwaveable Wheat Bags
With Jeffrey Dean Morgan replacing Javier Bardem and Jimmi Simpson replacing Scarlett Johansson, I’m just one actor short on my ‘all dude’ remake of Vicky Christina Barcelona
March 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
With Jeffrey Dean Morgan replacing Javier Bardem and Jimmi Simpson replacing Scarlett Johansson, I’m just one actor short on my ‘all dude’ remake of Vicky Christina Barcelona
Looks like 'Mr. Uncut' is gonna have some competition
February 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Looks like 'Mr. Uncut' is gonna have some competition
I can almost smell the bare feet and hear it call me a cunt.
February 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I can almost smell the bare feet and hear it call me a cunt.
No matter how much Rammstein tries to be spooky they'll always sound like Grimlock joined a band to me.
February 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
No matter how much Rammstein tries to be spooky they'll always sound like Grimlock joined a band to me.
She was never prettier than you 🙏
February 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
She was never prettier than you 🙏
Post an image you can hear
February 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Post an image you can hear
I might be showing my novice status here but shouldn't the glory hole be between cubicles?
February 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I might be showing my novice status here but shouldn't the glory hole be between cubicles?
"yeah I'm thinkin' about opening my own business Tone"
February 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"yeah I'm thinkin' about opening my own business Tone"
Worst food collab ever
February 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Worst food collab ever
The near future: Bill Skarsgard is explaining to an entertainment reporter how he worked on his patois for the film adaptation of this album
February 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The near future: Bill Skarsgard is explaining to an entertainment reporter how he worked on his patois for the film adaptation of this album
"Tolkien? More like Toke-ien"
As the giant tree man smashes my high as fuck body with his branch hands.
As the giant tree man smashes my high as fuck body with his branch hands.
February 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"Tolkien? More like Toke-ien"
As the giant tree man smashes my high as fuck body with his branch hands.
As the giant tree man smashes my high as fuck body with his branch hands.
You can't make several 'Now You See Me' films and not expect there to be real life consequences.
February 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You can't make several 'Now You See Me' films and not expect there to be real life consequences.
I don't ask for much but can we get this song added to the shit they make you learn to play on recorder in school.
February 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I don't ask for much but can we get this song added to the shit they make you learn to play on recorder in school.