Adderall Thrawn
@adderallthrawn.bsky.social
Sometimes I paint, sometimes I cry, sometimes I obsess over masks and big thighs... you know, the usual. lvl 30+
This is my rescue cat, Calpico, and I've had her for 2 months now, and this is the first time she's explored her cat tree ... I am sobbing over here into a pillow, how is she so perfect???? Her little peets????
April 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is my rescue cat, Calpico, and I've had her for 2 months now, and this is the first time she's explored her cat tree ... I am sobbing over here into a pillow, how is she so perfect???? Her little peets????
You know, I learned a lot about myself today. Learned that I don't know jack shit about Florida, aka, Naples is in fact NOT just past Sarasota, it is actually way over two hours away. Cool cool cool, I've only lived here in this state for oh, a decade.
March 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You know, I learned a lot about myself today. Learned that I don't know jack shit about Florida, aka, Naples is in fact NOT just past Sarasota, it is actually way over two hours away. Cool cool cool, I've only lived here in this state for oh, a decade.
Added a little girl to the family~🌸✨️
March 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Added a little girl to the family~🌸✨️
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Monitors at the Washington, D.C., headquarters of the Department of Housing and Urban Development briefly displayed a fake, AI-generated video depicting President Trump sucking the toes of Elon Musk.
February 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Monitors at the Washington, D.C., headquarters of the Department of Housing and Urban Development briefly displayed a fake, AI-generated video depicting President Trump sucking the toes of Elon Musk.
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I'm gonna say it, we should have just let Harambe wave that kid around like a fucking baby rattle cause look at the time line we're in now, like are you happy???
January 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm gonna say it, we should have just let Harambe wave that kid around like a fucking baby rattle cause look at the time line we're in now, like are you happy???
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here's today's post: "elderly Florida resident too frail to be outdoors in the cold" — cry me a river, cultists.
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elderly Florida resident too frail to be outdoors in the cold
cry me a river, cultists
bit.ly
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
here's today's post: "elderly Florida resident too frail to be outdoors in the cold" — cry me a river, cultists.
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And there it is. Scam and grift revealed. Watch who gets rich off this. Interested also to see how legacy media covers this, which has been putrid so far.
January 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And there it is. Scam and grift revealed. Watch who gets rich off this. Interested also to see how legacy media covers this, which has been putrid so far.
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the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
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Now that TikTok has officially gone dark, I’m re-upping my post from a few days ago to remind folks that this praise for Trump is wrong.
January 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Now that TikTok has officially gone dark, I’m re-upping my post from a few days ago to remind folks that this praise for Trump is wrong.
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Via @maketheroadny.bsky.social: If ICE shows up, know your rights.
“ICE does not have the right to enter your home without a valid warrant signed by a judge.”
maketheroadny.org/we-protect-us/
“ICE does not have the right to enter your home without a valid warrant signed by a judge.”
maketheroadny.org/we-protect-us/
January 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Via @maketheroadny.bsky.social: If ICE shows up, know your rights.
“ICE does not have the right to enter your home without a valid warrant signed by a judge.”
maketheroadny.org/we-protect-us/
“ICE does not have the right to enter your home without a valid warrant signed by a judge.”
maketheroadny.org/we-protect-us/
I went to my mom and dad's for a late Christmas and omfg they got me a deer mount to go in my apartment 😭😭😭
January 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I went to my mom and dad's for a late Christmas and omfg they got me a deer mount to go in my apartment 😭😭😭
Tried to surprise my mom with a sweet red wine but instead it tasted like actual dry asshole so now I'm diluting it with moscato and frankly that's not much better but 🤷♀️
January 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Tried to surprise my mom with a sweet red wine but instead it tasted like actual dry asshole so now I'm diluting it with moscato and frankly that's not much better but 🤷♀️
Just signed up for classes to go back to school and oh my god I am ✨️riddled with anxiety and excitement in equal parts✨️
January 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just signed up for classes to go back to school and oh my god I am ✨️riddled with anxiety and excitement in equal parts✨️
My favorite past time is that thing I do where someone compliments me for whatever reason and I immediately make a joke about something traumatic to deflect attention and avoid getting into my emotions
December 7, 2024 at 8:52 PM
My favorite past time is that thing I do where someone compliments me for whatever reason and I immediately make a joke about something traumatic to deflect attention and avoid getting into my emotions
My mom just asked if Spiderman was part of the Avengers and I was like, "Yeah he's Marvel, part of that whole line," and then she proceeds to drop a Batman shirt in the cart for my nephew and I just... I 10000% know she was being as serious as she's ever been.
December 7, 2024 at 8:46 PM
My mom just asked if Spiderman was part of the Avengers and I was like, "Yeah he's Marvel, part of that whole line," and then she proceeds to drop a Batman shirt in the cart for my nephew and I just... I 10000% know she was being as serious as she's ever been.
My favorite thing about ginger ale is that it tastes like my favorite cleaner smells
November 19, 2024 at 5:27 PM
My favorite thing about ginger ale is that it tastes like my favorite cleaner smells
Just passed a man with legit, full on nunchucks at a Walmart. Like, what are you gonna do? Crawl into the sewer and fight crime with a mutated turtle? This is Brandon FL my brother in christ, I need you to calm down.
September 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Just passed a man with legit, full on nunchucks at a Walmart. Like, what are you gonna do? Crawl into the sewer and fight crime with a mutated turtle? This is Brandon FL my brother in christ, I need you to calm down.
My mom broke her leg so she's using a wheelchair currently.... anyway I took her to my local irish pub/bar, got her shitfaced on sangria and now I'm pushing her around IKEA, this is fucking phenomenal
August 31, 2024 at 10:33 PM
My mom broke her leg so she's using a wheelchair currently.... anyway I took her to my local irish pub/bar, got her shitfaced on sangria and now I'm pushing her around IKEA, this is fucking phenomenal
Please have this offering of an armadillo mid zoom 😌🫴🩷
June 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Please have this offering of an armadillo mid zoom 😌🫴🩷
I spent my entire hour long lunch break crying in my bedroom, and upon reflection, I think the only thing that will make me feel better is one of those strawberry banana Sobe drinks they got rid of years ago, so I guess that means I'll just go lay down on the floor now
June 13, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I spent my entire hour long lunch break crying in my bedroom, and upon reflection, I think the only thing that will make me feel better is one of those strawberry banana Sobe drinks they got rid of years ago, so I guess that means I'll just go lay down on the floor now
I just made the most fuck-nasty pesto pasta of my LIFE and I'm never gonna know true happiness once it's gone cause I have no clue what I put in it
May 10, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I just made the most fuck-nasty pesto pasta of my LIFE and I'm never gonna know true happiness once it's gone cause I have no clue what I put in it
Nothing like hearing a very specific Noah Kahan song for the first time and ugly crying in a Wawa parking lot. 10/10 did not need that today
April 9, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Nothing like hearing a very specific Noah Kahan song for the first time and ugly crying in a Wawa parking lot. 10/10 did not need that today