Ash Parrish
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adashtra.bsky.social
Ash Parrish
@adashtra.bsky.social
Video Game Reporter @verge
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
📧: ash.parrish@theverge.com
Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
📍Northeast Ohio
🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
I HAVE A BLUEPRINT
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Zooted out of his gourd
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yeah no nuts November strikes again
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'm right by him to stop him of he tries to lick, and I'll have to put the cone on him before bed, but for at least a Lil bit he can have some peace and comfort 😭😭😭
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Bu can't lay all the way down in the cone and he looked so sad. So I took it off to scratch his neck and maybe give him some relief and he immediately did this
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
He's so bored and he wants to play but he's having a hard time adjusting to the collar
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
*wails in dog mom*
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Working in a coffee shop today in a neighborhood where its a toss up for the kinda people you're gonna get so I'm glad I've got something to let folks know the kinda time I'm on
S/o @vreni.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You're not supposed to feed your dog before neuter surgery so we woke up went for a walk i piled him in the car and got halfway to the vet before I realized I had the wrong day. Subsequently breakfast is very late and he's the hungriest boy who ever drew breath
He got some apology cheese as a topper
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Do you think he'll notice?? Will he understand what has happened or will he simply feel a loss or less without knowing or understanding what
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Last braincell fighting like hell to keep the lights on
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
He doesn't know this is the last time he'll doze off with his balls 😭
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You're right, touch too high
November 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
UNTIL WHEN???
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I choose to believe Akron is celebrating this too
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I love that the GOP finally caught on to "representation matters" only to get tripped up by "all skinfolk ain't kinfolk".
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wait wait one more
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bu sends his sympathies completely unaware his own testicle obliterating operation is scheduled for later this week
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My mother has this plant that she's ready to toss bc she can't get it to grow upright. Can anyone id this plant and have tips for what to do?
If its not toxic to housepets id like to rescue it myself and try to rehab it or propagate a cutting if this plant supports that.
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Mother, have you taken your court mandated work break? No. Let's fix that.
November 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Bu graciously accepts your fealty and wants you to know he rewards loyalty
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Also: seven years ago a dude asked me on a date. Little did he know that i'd change his life.
He's still trying to decide if it's for the better.
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM