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Alan
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Music: Depeche Leppard. Pet Shop Paradise Lost. Nine Inch Numan League. www.adarkadaptedheart.com /
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Stand up comedian + songwriter. Comedy: https://youtu.be/mGHG5hzswx0?si=utujxxZa5cJFWj
Have checked the replies (pretty much all amount to "Yes! What about the sexy vampire woman from Return of the Living Dead 3!?") and the closest I can come up with is the Leigh Kennedy short story Her Furry Face, where a man falls for a gorilla but she rejects him. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Her_Fur...
Her Furry Face - Wikipedia
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November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When I was staying in California, someone insisted on giving me a 20-minute lift around the periphery of our apartment complex to the convenience store a one-minute walk away.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
People who ask you to:

1) update a webpage with the new information "behind a link"?

2) link a webpage to a story published in an email newsletter?

3) upload 53 documents, each one in a drop down menu of its own?

4) undo your edits when you're the editor?
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Yes, Steven.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
To be fair, it is annoying.
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Is it Special? If so, the credits acknowledge it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Like saying you don't like your car anymore, so you've decided to start driving a rainy Tuesday.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm sure Donald Trump will look after her. He seems nice.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Chat gpt isn't a search engine.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Gosh, there's a surprise.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Godzilla in his trademark cravat.
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Either Sarah Jessica Marker or Sarah Jichelle Mellar.
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Game of Thrones.
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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A sane person cannot listen to that madman and find him acceptable or tolerable. It's impossible. He's worse than your worse nightmare come true.
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Psychopathic bell end.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bizarre that there's no punishment for leaving an entire nation worse off.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Appears.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Meaningless.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM