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Alan
@adarkadaptedheart.bsky.social
Music: Depeche Leppard. Pet Shop Paradise Lost. Nine Inch Numan League. www.adarkadaptedheart.com /
https://open.spotify.com/artist/2qaVAYbm9S0ak50p2VuoDt

Stand up comedian + songwriter. Comedy: https://youtu.be/mGHG5hzswx0?si=utujxxZa5cJFWj
Something for the Dodds.
October 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
September 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
September 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
August 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'll do two.
July 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
June 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Watching The Humanoid is like watching the Geoff Live album covers come to life.
June 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Don't think I'll bother reading this one...
April 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I tried to borrow this book from Catford Library but it wouldn't scan - it's not theirs. Someone had secretly 'donated' it by leaving it on a shelf. They gave it to me.

Never heard of Erin Kelly, and I'm not easily impressed, and I'm only halfway through, but this is phenomenal.
April 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Another brilliant online dating interaction. Probably get married next week.
April 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Useless.
April 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Yes, that's exactly how I feel.
March 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
How do we get Amazon Prime to sort out the aspect ratio on the shows where it's wrong? On Cheers it's all over the place. Some of the episodes look ridiculous.
March 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Plus I've just combed through every cafe seen in City of Death (nothing better to do!) There's an extra who looks a bit like him. The only other candidate is a man outside who's so indistinct he can't really be seen.
March 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
If I had kids, this is the book I'd dress them up as for World Book Day:
March 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
February 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Amazing.
February 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
January 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hell of a day to find out my favourite director played the exact same make and model guitar - in the exact same colour - as I have for the last 27 years.
January 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
January 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
One day later! It's gone!
January 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
No, he doesn't, Google AI.
January 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly
December 25, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Been stabbing at this piece of paper with my finger for over an hour...
December 25, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Yes. Had the yellow Panini sticker book and my mum wrote off to get the last few stickers I needed when they stopped selling them in the shops. Also had loads of other books, and knew quite a few names, although not too many. Trips to NHM and Crystal Palace. Later collected Zoids & watched Moschops.
December 1, 2024 at 1:51 PM