Adam Robinson
adamwrobinson.bsky.social
Adam Robinson
@adamwrobinson.bsky.social
black is white up is down and short is long
Since my last post, I quit my social media job and became a 5th grade ELA teacher. It’s already been an incredibly rewarding career just one month in.

Yes there are long hours and it can be stressful, but sometimes a student will bring homemade tamales because I mentioned once that I love them.
September 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Who would have guessed I’d consider an article on “fart walking” a palate cleanser
July 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Does anyone else have one of these and, if so, does yours also totally suck?
July 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
5 Below had a shirt with my favorite Batman & my favorite Batmobile
May 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I saw a stack of 9 common NES games listed on Facebook for $75. Couldn’t be right, I thought, so I price checked using @contricode.bsky.social’s Ultimate Nintendo app. I thought they were maybe worth $50, tops…nope, $117.93. Sometimes I forget the $2 cart days at Game Exchange are a distant memory.
May 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Loved it
May 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Cinema
May 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Since this article is paywalled, I’ll speculate on the contents:

- house built with gold bars
- gasoline in toilets
- a doormat that says “I’m rich”
- fully staffed Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in the kitchen
- dozen eggs in the refrigerator
May 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Comedy Central has announced plans to become Ha! again
May 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Everything is too stressful, I need to settle down with a good book.
May 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
And so has my six-year-old
May 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My four-year-old has been playing with my typewriter
May 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Me and my pigs
May 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Oof. Hello, ether! I posted a gloomy thing the other day but I’m okay. Things are going alright. I just typed a letter to my mom, updated my long dormant substack, and read this wild comic (pictured below). And my shoulder is healing nicely - and isn’t cancerous. Choosing happiness today.
May 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I’ve been having a great time messing with my typewriter! I posted this on other socials but I’d love to write you a letter as I work out the kinks in my typing game.
April 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’m getting closer and closer to launching my newsletter. In the meantime if you’d like a typewritten letter (likely with errors galore) DM me

#typewriter #newsletter #somethingpositive
April 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Procured
April 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Beyond happy to receive my @yokoikids.bsky.social Vol. 2 earlier this week! I loved the first volume, about to sit with this one before bed.
April 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This morning I complained to a coworker about still having to use Skype, which is so outdated and home to countless crypto scam groups that add me weekly. This afternoon I received this mood-shifting email.
April 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Stumbled upon this Twilight Zone Magazine from 1982 today at an estate sale, featuring a screenplay for an unreleased Richard Matheson episode. As a major Matheson fan, seeing some of his writing in its original magazine print and not some compilation is a grail to me. I am shocked I found this.
April 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Happy moments earlier today, we ate garbage food for a school fundraiser and I loved every second of it.
April 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Should clarify I’m not a psychopath, I put it on a roll. No final product pic because I devoured it. Delicious.
February 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Fried up nicely and tastes great! I get the hype.
February 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
After years of hearing @contricode.bsky.social & @ianferguson.bsky.social talk about pork roll, I finally bought some at Publix. About to give it a shot!
February 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
February 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM