My friends, why must we add to the hate and division? I choose joy. And a flaming broad-axe with which to hew and cleave mine enemies. But mostly joy.

Make America Go Away

fomo needs to be replaced by love of missing out if we are to regain our cool

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

gonna be wild when they catch the shooter and he presents the cops with his Get Out Of Jail free card