Oh shit, I did this and finally saw it. I thought PGH would have too much light pollution to make it out, but damn.

We bought a similar dog pool since the sides are higher and stronger than the human model. Total mistake. Racoons don't care about pool safety regulations either, and now we're paying for our hubris.

I finally have some crimson to wear to the Harvard/Dartmouth game.

Flavortown is the least authoritarian restaurant chain. All are welcome to partake in the trash can nachos. The cheese can be macaroni, if you wish. The highest office is mayor, and the power held by it is entirely ceremonial.