Adam A. Berlin
@adamberlin.bsky.social
I like to write, I don't do it professionally. I wanted to come here to post ideas that I'd like to put out through the ether(net).
I'm happily married, decidedly dull, and read less than I write, and write less than I watch (tv).
I'm happily married, decidedly dull, and read less than I write, and write less than I watch (tv).
LinkedIn: “Ok, but how about you like their page then? Say, that’s a nice email - you wouldn’t say no to a little SPAM, would you?”
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
LinkedIn: “Ok, but how about you like their page then? Say, that’s a nice email - you wouldn’t say no to a little SPAM, would you?”
I know when I picture my deceased loved ones, it’s always an image of them speaking to me from an endless white void, trapped forever in a joyless realm they can never escape...😬
They didn't create a virtual afterlife, they created a very real hell.
They didn't create a virtual afterlife, they created a very real hell.
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I know when I picture my deceased loved ones, it’s always an image of them speaking to me from an endless white void, trapped forever in a joyless realm they can never escape...😬
They didn't create a virtual afterlife, they created a very real hell.
They didn't create a virtual afterlife, they created a very real hell.
Libraries:
“You can check out books, for free!”
“Also, you can get married here!”
“And we sponsor clothing and canned food drives!”
“Plus, the whole, “we educate you” thing!”
General public:
“Meh 🤷🏻♂️…”
Libraries:
“That’s cool, that’s cool, just please know I’m here for you whenever you need me.”
“You can check out books, for free!”
“Also, you can get married here!”
“And we sponsor clothing and canned food drives!”
“Plus, the whole, “we educate you” thing!”
General public:
“Meh 🤷🏻♂️…”
Libraries:
“That’s cool, that’s cool, just please know I’m here for you whenever you need me.”
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Libraries:
“You can check out books, for free!”
“Also, you can get married here!”
“And we sponsor clothing and canned food drives!”
“Plus, the whole, “we educate you” thing!”
General public:
“Meh 🤷🏻♂️…”
Libraries:
“That’s cool, that’s cool, just please know I’m here for you whenever you need me.”
“You can check out books, for free!”
“Also, you can get married here!”
“And we sponsor clothing and canned food drives!”
“Plus, the whole, “we educate you” thing!”
General public:
“Meh 🤷🏻♂️…”
Libraries:
“That’s cool, that’s cool, just please know I’m here for you whenever you need me.”
In times of darkness a light appears…
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
In times of darkness a light appears…
Also from Miran:
“Watching clouds pass is very deflationary. Also, that feeling in your tummy when the elevator drops? That’s inflation leaving your body.”
“Watching clouds pass is very deflationary. Also, that feeling in your tummy when the elevator drops? That’s inflation leaving your body.”
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Also from Miran:
“Watching clouds pass is very deflationary. Also, that feeling in your tummy when the elevator drops? That’s inflation leaving your body.”
“Watching clouds pass is very deflationary. Also, that feeling in your tummy when the elevator drops? That’s inflation leaving your body.”
Everyone tends to hate on Keanu, but I honestly feel it’s one of his best roles. It’s an over the top allegory tale (or was that not obvious to everyone by the time Hopkins arrived to skewer the beef?).
Practical effects, haunting music, and Gary Oldman playing a cast of characters (essentially).
Practical effects, haunting music, and Gary Oldman playing a cast of characters (essentially).
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Everyone tends to hate on Keanu, but I honestly feel it’s one of his best roles. It’s an over the top allegory tale (or was that not obvious to everyone by the time Hopkins arrived to skewer the beef?).
Practical effects, haunting music, and Gary Oldman playing a cast of characters (essentially).
Practical effects, haunting music, and Gary Oldman playing a cast of characters (essentially).
“Don’t do what Donny Don’t does…”
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“Don’t do what Donny Don’t does…”
Y’know how you can tell AI music? It literally all sucks. I don’t want to hear what it sounds like when my toaster gets the blues…
#HelloReplyWhoMeYesYou
#HelloReplyWhoMeYesYou
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Y’know how you can tell AI music? It literally all sucks. I don’t want to hear what it sounds like when my toaster gets the blues…
#HelloReplyWhoMeYesYou
#HelloReplyWhoMeYesYou
“Worst. Ride. Ever.”
-Amusement Park Monthly
-Amusement Park Monthly
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“Worst. Ride. Ever.”
-Amusement Park Monthly
-Amusement Park Monthly
Sounds like here in the US we’re running a real rinky-dink operation…
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sounds like here in the US we’re running a real rinky-dink operation…
“You either get the VP, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain…”
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
“You either get the VP, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain…”
Explain daylight savings to a dog? I don’t know, sounds a little ruff.
First, I don’t have the prerequisite background on why we even did it to be able to explain it to them, and dogs know too much about chasing their own tails for me to bluff my way through it…
First, I don’t have the prerequisite background on why we even did it to be able to explain it to them, and dogs know too much about chasing their own tails for me to bluff my way through it…
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Explain daylight savings to a dog? I don’t know, sounds a little ruff.
First, I don’t have the prerequisite background on why we even did it to be able to explain it to them, and dogs know too much about chasing their own tails for me to bluff my way through it…
First, I don’t have the prerequisite background on why we even did it to be able to explain it to them, and dogs know too much about chasing their own tails for me to bluff my way through it…
I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that the guy (ostensibly) responsible for “Windows Vista” and “Teams“ doesn’t know how anything works…
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that the guy (ostensibly) responsible for “Windows Vista” and “Teams“ doesn’t know how anything works…
Your tummy is an inclusive melting pot and I commend you…
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Your tummy is an inclusive melting pot and I commend you…
Mike Johnson: …”and people would be represented! And they’d get healthcare! And we would have to solve social security! I mean, we be listening to the people instead of corporations and oligarchical billionaires!!!”
Humans:
Humans:
a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera
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November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Mike Johnson: …”and people would be represented! And they’d get healthcare! And we would have to solve social security! I mean, we be listening to the people instead of corporations and oligarchical billionaires!!!”
Humans:
Humans: