ActualPhoqueBoy
@actualphoqueboy.bsky.social
(He/They) - A Canadian PNGtuber, casual gaymer, and pinniped enthusiast who's going to work through his backlog of Nintendo Switch games for your entertainment.
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The Girlies Did THAT!
And, with that one cutscene, I have discovered MY QUEEN.
She is the Digimon that I *NEED* to create. Lilithmon WHOMST? Ophanimon? I don't know her...
THERE IS A NEW CVNTSTRESS IN CYBERSPACE!
(Although Miss Thing's fusion requirements are WILD)
And, with that one cutscene, I have discovered MY QUEEN.
She is the Digimon that I *NEED* to create. Lilithmon WHOMST? Ophanimon? I don't know her...
THERE IS A NEW CVNTSTRESS IN CYBERSPACE!
(Although Miss Thing's fusion requirements are WILD)
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Girlies Did THAT!
And, with that one cutscene, I have discovered MY QUEEN.
She is the Digimon that I *NEED* to create. Lilithmon WHOMST? Ophanimon? I don't know her...
THERE IS A NEW CVNTSTRESS IN CYBERSPACE!
(Although Miss Thing's fusion requirements are WILD)
And, with that one cutscene, I have discovered MY QUEEN.
She is the Digimon that I *NEED* to create. Lilithmon WHOMST? Ophanimon? I don't know her...
THERE IS A NEW CVNTSTRESS IN CYBERSPACE!
(Although Miss Thing's fusion requirements are WILD)
"Her time in this world is over..."
RIP Grandma... you sure like pottery.
All things must come to an end, but the umbrella run continues for now. I will eventually close the umbrella and put it in the stand, but today is not that day. I've got an appointment with The King of Frogs to keep!
RIP Grandma... you sure like pottery.
All things must come to an end, but the umbrella run continues for now. I will eventually close the umbrella and put it in the stand, but today is not that day. I've got an appointment with The King of Frogs to keep!
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"Her time in this world is over..."
RIP Grandma... you sure like pottery.
All things must come to an end, but the umbrella run continues for now. I will eventually close the umbrella and put it in the stand, but today is not that day. I've got an appointment with The King of Frogs to keep!
RIP Grandma... you sure like pottery.
All things must come to an end, but the umbrella run continues for now. I will eventually close the umbrella and put it in the stand, but today is not that day. I've got an appointment with The King of Frogs to keep!
Alrighty, so...
I've successfully given Leshy peace... well... if by "giving him peace", you mean "recruiting him to my cult, giving him a golden skull necklace to make him immortal, then putting him to work". I mean... it could be worse?
I've successfully given Leshy peace... well... if by "giving him peace", you mean "recruiting him to my cult, giving him a golden skull necklace to make him immortal, then putting him to work". I mean... it could be worse?
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Alrighty, so...
I've successfully given Leshy peace... well... if by "giving him peace", you mean "recruiting him to my cult, giving him a golden skull necklace to make him immortal, then putting him to work". I mean... it could be worse?
I've successfully given Leshy peace... well... if by "giving him peace", you mean "recruiting him to my cult, giving him a golden skull necklace to make him immortal, then putting him to work". I mean... it could be worse?
What's new with me? Well...
I found Purgatory in Cult of the Lamb, which might help with farming god tears. That was a pleasant surprise.
When it comes to Cyber Sleuth, if I need to fight some Royal Knights, a gurlie NEEDS SOME MEGAS... although I should probably move the story forward for once!
I found Purgatory in Cult of the Lamb, which might help with farming god tears. That was a pleasant surprise.
When it comes to Cyber Sleuth, if I need to fight some Royal Knights, a gurlie NEEDS SOME MEGAS... although I should probably move the story forward for once!
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What's new with me? Well...
I found Purgatory in Cult of the Lamb, which might help with farming god tears. That was a pleasant surprise.
When it comes to Cyber Sleuth, if I need to fight some Royal Knights, a gurlie NEEDS SOME MEGAS... although I should probably move the story forward for once!
I found Purgatory in Cult of the Lamb, which might help with farming god tears. That was a pleasant surprise.
When it comes to Cyber Sleuth, if I need to fight some Royal Knights, a gurlie NEEDS SOME MEGAS... although I should probably move the story forward for once!
Time to Urn My Keep, eh? (*Ba Dum Tss*)
We've got some more Death's Door on Thursday at 5pm EST.
We're gonna keep on exploring the Urn Witch's Manor. Will we break Pothead's soupy curse? Will we collect the first of the giant souls? Will I ever stop asking questions?
ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
We've got some more Death's Door on Thursday at 5pm EST.
We're gonna keep on exploring the Urn Witch's Manor. Will we break Pothead's soupy curse? Will we collect the first of the giant souls? Will I ever stop asking questions?
ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Time to Urn My Keep, eh? (*Ba Dum Tss*)
We've got some more Death's Door on Thursday at 5pm EST.
We're gonna keep on exploring the Urn Witch's Manor. Will we break Pothead's soupy curse? Will we collect the first of the giant souls? Will I ever stop asking questions?
ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
We've got some more Death's Door on Thursday at 5pm EST.
We're gonna keep on exploring the Urn Witch's Manor. Will we break Pothead's soupy curse? Will we collect the first of the giant souls? Will I ever stop asking questions?
ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
I dove back Cult of the Lamb and started up the postgame!
There's plenty to do, like resurrecting my chatters and minibosses, farming for god tears to get new stuff, gathering resources so that I can heal cursed cultists, and levelling up generic cultists so that I can feed them to hungry doors...
There's plenty to do, like resurrecting my chatters and minibosses, farming for god tears to get new stuff, gathering resources so that I can heal cursed cultists, and levelling up generic cultists so that I can feed them to hungry doors...
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I dove back Cult of the Lamb and started up the postgame!
There's plenty to do, like resurrecting my chatters and minibosses, farming for god tears to get new stuff, gathering resources so that I can heal cursed cultists, and levelling up generic cultists so that I can feed them to hungry doors...
There's plenty to do, like resurrecting my chatters and minibosses, farming for god tears to get new stuff, gathering resources so that I can heal cursed cultists, and levelling up generic cultists so that I can feed them to hungry doors...
Welp, we're gonna blame @cottoncandykobold.bsky.social for me deciding what my next stream game is going to be once I finish up with Death's Door.
I'm gonna have to Prepare To CRY... but we're doing it!
I'm gonna have to Prepare To CRY... but we're doing it!
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Welp, we're gonna blame @cottoncandykobold.bsky.social for me deciding what my next stream game is going to be once I finish up with Death's Door.
I'm gonna have to Prepare To CRY... but we're doing it!
I'm gonna have to Prepare To CRY... but we're doing it!
One Crow, One Umbrella, Three Giant Souls.
My umbrella run of Death's Door has begun!
I don't think I did too badly for my first time playing in a while. That one dummy thicc knight in the Estate of the Urn Witch was TOUGH, but I eventually took it down... and got a weapon I won't be using... yay?
My umbrella run of Death's Door has begun!
I don't think I did too badly for my first time playing in a while. That one dummy thicc knight in the Estate of the Urn Witch was TOUGH, but I eventually took it down... and got a weapon I won't be using... yay?
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
One Crow, One Umbrella, Three Giant Souls.
My umbrella run of Death's Door has begun!
I don't think I did too badly for my first time playing in a while. That one dummy thicc knight in the Estate of the Urn Witch was TOUGH, but I eventually took it down... and got a weapon I won't be using... yay?
My umbrella run of Death's Door has begun!
I don't think I did too badly for my first time playing in a while. That one dummy thicc knight in the Estate of the Urn Witch was TOUGH, but I eventually took it down... and got a weapon I won't be using... yay?
OH DANG, SHIT'S GETTING WILD IN CYBER SLEUTH!
Royal Knights... Eaters... Memories...
There's a lot happening and a lot more mega-level digimon in the game all of a sudden. Am I over-leveled? Am I under-leveled? I can't tell... but either way, I've gotta step up, because SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!
Royal Knights... Eaters... Memories...
There's a lot happening and a lot more mega-level digimon in the game all of a sudden. Am I over-leveled? Am I under-leveled? I can't tell... but either way, I've gotta step up, because SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
OH DANG, SHIT'S GETTING WILD IN CYBER SLEUTH!
Royal Knights... Eaters... Memories...
There's a lot happening and a lot more mega-level digimon in the game all of a sudden. Am I over-leveled? Am I under-leveled? I can't tell... but either way, I've gotta step up, because SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!
Royal Knights... Eaters... Memories...
There's a lot happening and a lot more mega-level digimon in the game all of a sudden. Am I over-leveled? Am I under-leveled? I can't tell... but either way, I've gotta step up, because SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!
I am a pinball that bounces back and forth between games...
Bayonetta continues to be camp, cvnt, and a wild ride. Admittedly, I'm well aware that I need to Git Gud so that I can stop getting bronze and stone trophies in levels!
Bayonetta continues to be camp, cvnt, and a wild ride. Admittedly, I'm well aware that I need to Git Gud so that I can stop getting bronze and stone trophies in levels!
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I am a pinball that bounces back and forth between games...
Bayonetta continues to be camp, cvnt, and a wild ride. Admittedly, I'm well aware that I need to Git Gud so that I can stop getting bronze and stone trophies in levels!
Bayonetta continues to be camp, cvnt, and a wild ride. Admittedly, I'm well aware that I need to Git Gud so that I can stop getting bronze and stone trophies in levels!
A bit of gaming on a day off...
Bouncing around between Vampire Survivors and Hades II. Started a sort-of New Game + by turning back time. That, and apparently getting big numbers with Jimbo... I think that's what I did? Can't say I'm good at grasping card games; even cribbage is too much for me!
Bouncing around between Vampire Survivors and Hades II. Started a sort-of New Game + by turning back time. That, and apparently getting big numbers with Jimbo... I think that's what I did? Can't say I'm good at grasping card games; even cribbage is too much for me!
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A bit of gaming on a day off...
Bouncing around between Vampire Survivors and Hades II. Started a sort-of New Game + by turning back time. That, and apparently getting big numbers with Jimbo... I think that's what I did? Can't say I'm good at grasping card games; even cribbage is too much for me!
Bouncing around between Vampire Survivors and Hades II. Started a sort-of New Game + by turning back time. That, and apparently getting big numbers with Jimbo... I think that's what I did? Can't say I'm good at grasping card games; even cribbage is too much for me!
I'M BACK, BETCHES!
And I shall be starting my umbrella run of Death's Door this coming Thursday at 4pm EST. Watch me be an adorable birb and bring death with me as I strut about like the funky lil' omen that I am...
And I shall be starting my umbrella run of Death's Door this coming Thursday at 4pm EST. Watch me be an adorable birb and bring death with me as I strut about like the funky lil' omen that I am...
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I'M BACK, BETCHES!
And I shall be starting my umbrella run of Death's Door this coming Thursday at 4pm EST. Watch me be an adorable birb and bring death with me as I strut about like the funky lil' omen that I am...
And I shall be starting my umbrella run of Death's Door this coming Thursday at 4pm EST. Watch me be an adorable birb and bring death with me as I strut about like the funky lil' omen that I am...
Plenty of game updates these days!
I managed to unlock Jimbo Balatro over on Vampire Survivors, but I haven't really touched the new Castlevania content. As for Hades II, there's a new incantation in the cauldron and it seems like there's gonna be something interesting on the other side of it...
I managed to unlock Jimbo Balatro over on Vampire Survivors, but I haven't really touched the new Castlevania content. As for Hades II, there's a new incantation in the cauldron and it seems like there's gonna be something interesting on the other side of it...
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Plenty of game updates these days!
I managed to unlock Jimbo Balatro over on Vampire Survivors, but I haven't really touched the new Castlevania content. As for Hades II, there's a new incantation in the cauldron and it seems like there's gonna be something interesting on the other side of it...
I managed to unlock Jimbo Balatro over on Vampire Survivors, but I haven't really touched the new Castlevania content. As for Hades II, there's a new incantation in the cauldron and it seems like there's gonna be something interesting on the other side of it...
Getting to the point where I have ultimate-level digimon in Cyber Sleuth means that I was able to reunite the OG Digimon Adventure gurlies... oh, it will be cvnty when I can get them to their mega forms!
Speaking of which, Bayo may be serving cvnt, but I'm not... DAMN, that last level wrecked me!
Speaking of which, Bayo may be serving cvnt, but I'm not... DAMN, that last level wrecked me!
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Getting to the point where I have ultimate-level digimon in Cyber Sleuth means that I was able to reunite the OG Digimon Adventure gurlies... oh, it will be cvnty when I can get them to their mega forms!
Speaking of which, Bayo may be serving cvnt, but I'm not... DAMN, that last level wrecked me!
Speaking of which, Bayo may be serving cvnt, but I'm not... DAMN, that last level wrecked me!
It was Halloween, so of course I had to put Bayo in a costume.
Sure, yesterday was a shorter stream than usual, but I'm glad I got to squeeze in a bonus stream on a day off. I'll admit that I'm a little rusty when it comes to the first game, but I'll get my groove back... I've got stuff to unlock!
Sure, yesterday was a shorter stream than usual, but I'm glad I got to squeeze in a bonus stream on a day off. I'll admit that I'm a little rusty when it comes to the first game, but I'll get my groove back... I've got stuff to unlock!
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It was Halloween, so of course I had to put Bayo in a costume.
Sure, yesterday was a shorter stream than usual, but I'm glad I got to squeeze in a bonus stream on a day off. I'll admit that I'm a little rusty when it comes to the first game, but I'll get my groove back... I've got stuff to unlock!
Sure, yesterday was a shorter stream than usual, but I'm glad I got to squeeze in a bonus stream on a day off. I'll admit that I'm a little rusty when it comes to the first game, but I'll get my groove back... I've got stuff to unlock!
I was given the choice to spare or murder The One Who Waits and thought I'd leave it up to chat and made a poll... OF COURSE THE LITTLE SHITS TIED IT UP!
So I took matters into my own hands. I'm sick, I'm tired, AND I WAS IN THE MOOD TO KILL A GOD. So I did.
Starting a new game next week!
So I took matters into my own hands. I'm sick, I'm tired, AND I WAS IN THE MOOD TO KILL A GOD. So I did.
Starting a new game next week!
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I was given the choice to spare or murder The One Who Waits and thought I'd leave it up to chat and made a poll... OF COURSE THE LITTLE SHITS TIED IT UP!
So I took matters into my own hands. I'm sick, I'm tired, AND I WAS IN THE MOOD TO KILL A GOD. So I did.
Starting a new game next week!
So I took matters into my own hands. I'm sick, I'm tired, AND I WAS IN THE MOOD TO KILL A GOD. So I did.
Starting a new game next week!
I took Halloween off as a vacation day - gonna help my sister's family with trick-or-treating or handing out candy - but I've got time before that, so...
I kind of want to be THAT WITCH and serve cvnt for a couple of hours! I'm gonna stream Bayonetta at 12pm EST on Friday, even if I am a bit rusty.
I kind of want to be THAT WITCH and serve cvnt for a couple of hours! I'm gonna stream Bayonetta at 12pm EST on Friday, even if I am a bit rusty.
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I took Halloween off as a vacation day - gonna help my sister's family with trick-or-treating or handing out candy - but I've got time before that, so...
I kind of want to be THAT WITCH and serve cvnt for a couple of hours! I'm gonna stream Bayonetta at 12pm EST on Friday, even if I am a bit rusty.
I kind of want to be THAT WITCH and serve cvnt for a couple of hours! I'm gonna stream Bayonetta at 12pm EST on Friday, even if I am a bit rusty.
Okay, so... I realized that I workplace training on Thursday... that ends at 4:30... DOWNTOWN!
It's gonna take me a while to make it back home after work by bus and then by car, so I won't be able to start at my usual time, but I could stream later.
How's 6pm EST sound for some Cult of the Lamb?
It's gonna take me a while to make it back home after work by bus and then by car, so I won't be able to start at my usual time, but I could stream later.
How's 6pm EST sound for some Cult of the Lamb?
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Okay, so... I realized that I workplace training on Thursday... that ends at 4:30... DOWNTOWN!
It's gonna take me a while to make it back home after work by bus and then by car, so I won't be able to start at my usual time, but I could stream later.
How's 6pm EST sound for some Cult of the Lamb?
It's gonna take me a while to make it back home after work by bus and then by car, so I won't be able to start at my usual time, but I could stream later.
How's 6pm EST sound for some Cult of the Lamb?
The Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth fixation continues. I've spent a bunch of time digivolving and de-digivolving my 'mons to try and figure out what they all can turn into. It doesn't help that everybody has 4-5 options... but this is my first Digimon game, so I have to get used to that!
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth fixation continues. I've spent a bunch of time digivolving and de-digivolving my 'mons to try and figure out what they all can turn into. It doesn't help that everybody has 4-5 options... but this is my first Digimon game, so I have to get used to that!
Started Digimon Cyber Sleuth today. It's my first Digimon game, unless you don't count those digivices from the early 2000s... I had the black one from the 02 generation and the blue one from Tamers... Damn, that takes me back!
Also, the show nostalgia meant I *HAD* to choose Terriermon.
Also, the show nostalgia meant I *HAD* to choose Terriermon.
October 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Started Digimon Cyber Sleuth today. It's my first Digimon game, unless you don't count those digivices from the early 2000s... I had the black one from the 02 generation and the blue one from Tamers... Damn, that takes me back!
Also, the show nostalgia meant I *HAD* to choose Terriermon.
Also, the show nostalgia meant I *HAD* to choose Terriermon.
I beat Candleman last night. It was a cute time!
I enjoy a little puzzle platformer. They switched things up from chapter to chapter, so no mechanic overstayed its welcome. They did the same thing with the aesthetics and kept the visuals fresh.
The ending was so wholesome too!
I enjoy a little puzzle platformer. They switched things up from chapter to chapter, so no mechanic overstayed its welcome. They did the same thing with the aesthetics and kept the visuals fresh.
The ending was so wholesome too!
October 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I beat Candleman last night. It was a cute time!
I enjoy a little puzzle platformer. They switched things up from chapter to chapter, so no mechanic overstayed its welcome. They did the same thing with the aesthetics and kept the visuals fresh.
The ending was so wholesome too!
I enjoy a little puzzle platformer. They switched things up from chapter to chapter, so no mechanic overstayed its welcome. They did the same thing with the aesthetics and kept the visuals fresh.
The ending was so wholesome too!
The little guy just wanted to climb a lighthouse, BUT HE SOMEHOW PISSED IT OFF!
I'm two chapters deeper into Candleman and DAMN, APPARENTLY LIGHT MEANS THAT I'M IN FOR A BAD TIME NOW! Or maybe just this blue light? It does contrast with my warmer light.
Also, there was some candle vore... yep!
I'm two chapters deeper into Candleman and DAMN, APPARENTLY LIGHT MEANS THAT I'M IN FOR A BAD TIME NOW! Or maybe just this blue light? It does contrast with my warmer light.
Also, there was some candle vore... yep!
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The little guy just wanted to climb a lighthouse, BUT HE SOMEHOW PISSED IT OFF!
I'm two chapters deeper into Candleman and DAMN, APPARENTLY LIGHT MEANS THAT I'M IN FOR A BAD TIME NOW! Or maybe just this blue light? It does contrast with my warmer light.
Also, there was some candle vore... yep!
I'm two chapters deeper into Candleman and DAMN, APPARENTLY LIGHT MEANS THAT I'M IN FOR A BAD TIME NOW! Or maybe just this blue light? It does contrast with my warmer light.
Also, there was some candle vore... yep!
Oh, I did something new during tonight's stream - I DID A POLL!
I got my chatters to vote on which game would be my next stream game. Of course the little shits tied up the vote between two options, so I had to run a SECOND one... which they almost tied up again.
But, in the end, DEATH'S DOOR WON!
I got my chatters to vote on which game would be my next stream game. Of course the little shits tied up the vote between two options, so I had to run a SECOND one... which they almost tied up again.
But, in the end, DEATH'S DOOR WON!
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Oh, I did something new during tonight's stream - I DID A POLL!
I got my chatters to vote on which game would be my next stream game. Of course the little shits tied up the vote between two options, so I had to run a SECOND one... which they almost tied up again.
But, in the end, DEATH'S DOOR WON!
I got my chatters to vote on which game would be my next stream game. Of course the little shits tied up the vote between two options, so I had to run a SECOND one... which they almost tied up again.
But, in the end, DEATH'S DOOR WON!
First thing that happened with Cult of the Lamb tonight was THE BLOOD MOON FESTIVAL - AYOOOOO SEASONAL EVENT LET'S GOOO!
Anyways, Shamura's dead and there are no more chains binding The One Who Waits, so we're officially in the endgame. He will have to wait though, because YA BOI GETS DISTRACTED.
Anyways, Shamura's dead and there are no more chains binding The One Who Waits, so we're officially in the endgame. He will have to wait though, because YA BOI GETS DISTRACTED.
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
First thing that happened with Cult of the Lamb tonight was THE BLOOD MOON FESTIVAL - AYOOOOO SEASONAL EVENT LET'S GOOO!
Anyways, Shamura's dead and there are no more chains binding The One Who Waits, so we're officially in the endgame. He will have to wait though, because YA BOI GETS DISTRACTED.
Anyways, Shamura's dead and there are no more chains binding The One Who Waits, so we're officially in the endgame. He will have to wait though, because YA BOI GETS DISTRACTED.
It's back to Cult of the Lamb tomorrow. I did end up encountering a certain pair from the little comic they added to the game. That was cute!
I know I'm getting close to endgame, what with their being one bishop left to face. Might run a poll during stream to see about what game I'll play next...
I know I'm getting close to endgame, what with their being one bishop left to face. Might run a poll during stream to see about what game I'll play next...
October 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It's back to Cult of the Lamb tomorrow. I did end up encountering a certain pair from the little comic they added to the game. That was cute!
I know I'm getting close to endgame, what with their being one bishop left to face. Might run a poll during stream to see about what game I'll play next...
I know I'm getting close to endgame, what with their being one bishop left to face. Might run a poll during stream to see about what game I'll play next...