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ActualPhoqueBoy
@actualphoqueboy.bsky.social
(He/They) - A Canadian PNGtuber, casual gaymer, and pinniped enthusiast who's going to work through his backlog of Nintendo Switch games for your entertainment.

twitch.tv/ActualPhoqueBoy
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I have some different plans for Year Two of this whole streaming thing... like mixing in some LONGER GAMES!

On top of some new games, I might of do some NG+ or challenge runs of games I've already beaten. I also plan on revisiting at least one game that's had a few updates since I last touched it.
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So.... chat submitted 100 things for me to smash or pass... oh boy

twitch.tv/filmotter2
a close up of a man 's face with glasses and the word smash written on it .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with glasses and the word smash written on it .
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November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Plot? I DON'T KNOW HER!
I've been grinding to get more megas - heck, I've even managed to get a few of the Olympos XII, my first legit Royal Knight (sorry NX versions), and even one of the Seven Deadly Digimon...

Okay... really? JUST CALL THEM THE SEVEN GREAT DEMON LORDS, IT ISN'T THE 90s ANYMORE!
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Diving back into Death's Door on Thursday after work.

I found four dead crows and opened a big ole door... and got vored by a fancy mimic... except I didn't finish the combat gauntlet, so I'll be starting with the second Avarice challenge - UMBRELLA STYLE!
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You ever have to go looking for a throat?
Well... it is "Speak No Evil", after all...

Anyways, I've freed Heket from her torment and brought her to my cult. Two more bishops to go... oh, that and the Witnesses are back, so I need to grab their eyes again!
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Girlies Did THAT!

And, with that one cutscene, I have discovered MY QUEEN.
She is the Digimon that I *NEED* to create. Lilithmon WHOMST? Ophanimon? I don't know her...

THERE IS A NEW CVNTSTRESS IN CYBERSPACE!
(Although Miss Thing's fusion requirements are WILD)
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GORGE!
Hello I am legally in my mid 30s now 🥰

I am going live at 8pm AEDT on The Purple Site with a fun little subathon widget I created!

Mariah Carey will be encased in ice, and throughout the stream she will defrost - but fear not!! You can subscribe, cheer or tip to refreeze her!
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"Her time in this world is over..."
RIP Grandma... you sure like pottery.

All things must come to an end, but the umbrella run continues for now. I will eventually close the umbrella and put it in the stand, but today is not that day. I've got an appointment with The King of Frogs to keep!
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Alrighty, so...
I've successfully given Leshy peace... well... if by "giving him peace", you mean "recruiting him to my cult, giving him a golden skull necklace to make him immortal, then putting him to work". I mean... it could be worse?
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What's new with me? Well...
I found Purgatory in Cult of the Lamb, which might help with farming god tears. That was a pleasant surprise.

When it comes to Cyber Sleuth, if I need to fight some Royal Knights, a gurlie NEEDS SOME MEGAS... although I should probably move the story forward for once!
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Time to Urn My Keep, eh? (*Ba Dum Tss*)
We've got some more Death's Door on Thursday at 5pm EST.
We're gonna keep on exploring the Urn Witch's Manor. Will we break Pothead's soupy curse? Will we collect the first of the giant souls? Will I ever stop asking questions?

ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Last time, I got some fun new movement abilities!
In the next hour, heading back to Hollow Knight and beating that dream boss I last left on.
twitch.tv/lion_byte
lion_byte - Twitch
:3c
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November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I dove back Cult of the Lamb and started up the postgame!

There's plenty to do, like resurrecting my chatters and minibosses, farming for god tears to get new stuff, gathering resources so that I can heal cursed cultists, and levelling up generic cultists so that I can feed them to hungry doors...
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Welp, we're gonna blame @cottoncandykobold.bsky.social for me deciding what my next stream game is going to be once I finish up with Death's Door.

I'm gonna have to Prepare To CRY... but we're doing it!
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Pointless Mechanics That Make Games Better
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November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One Crow, One Umbrella, Three Giant Souls.
My umbrella run of Death's Door has begun!

I don't think I did too badly for my first time playing in a while. That one dummy thicc knight in the Estate of the Urn Witch was TOUGH, but I eventually took it down... and got a weapon I won't be using... yay?
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
AYO?!?!
🚨 Today’s the last day to pick up the NecroDancer Shovel Knight DLCs with the launch discount!

store.steampowered.com/publisher/kl...
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
OH DANG, SHIT'S GETTING WILD IN CYBER SLEUTH!
Royal Knights... Eaters... Memories...
There's a lot happening and a lot more mega-level digimon in the game all of a sudden. Am I over-leveled? Am I under-leveled? I can't tell... but either way, I've gotta step up, because SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I am a pinball that bounces back and forth between games...
Bayonetta continues to be camp, cvnt, and a wild ride. Admittedly, I'm well aware that I need to Git Gud so that I can stop getting bronze and stone trophies in levels!
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A bit of gaming on a day off...
Bouncing around between Vampire Survivors and Hades II. Started a sort-of New Game + by turning back time. That, and apparently getting big numbers with Jimbo... I think that's what I did? Can't say I'm good at grasping card games; even cribbage is too much for me!
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I'M BACK, BETCHES!
And I shall be starting my umbrella run of Death's Door this coming Thursday at 4pm EST. Watch me be an adorable birb and bring death with me as I strut about like the funky lil' omen that I am...
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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TOMORROW WE SQUATTIN'
(Finally not sick anymore!)
Hello.

November 6th is my 5-Year Streamiversary on Twitch. And it would be really cool if you came.

There's gonna be Baby Steps and lots of squats and silly milestones and maybe even bodacious boobies. So if you don't come, you clearly hate fun!

Don't hate fun. 🫡
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I realized that I forgot to post about this week's stream...

Honestly, I'm not feeling the best, so between that, a very busy work week, and my monthly appointment that would delay the start of stream, I'm just gonna cancel tonight's stream and start Death's Door next week.
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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*tap tap tap* Is this thing on? Does it even work any more? Let's see, because I'm back! With a totally unplanned 6-year affiliate anniversary stream 🥳🎉
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Will I get a lantern? Am I going to be jumpscared again in Deepnest? Who knows! Gonna find out in around 15 mins twitch.tv/lion_byte
lion_byte - Twitch
:3c
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November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM