Martha P Humphreys
@actuallymartha.bsky.social
Metalsmith, Mother, Multilinguist
Designer/fabricator, CNC up-n-comer, supertaster. My poetry rhymes — yes, I’m sorry, I know.
HVNY
Designer/fabricator, CNC up-n-comer, supertaster. My poetry rhymes — yes, I’m sorry, I know.
HVNY
Both of these are brilliant ideas!! Clearly, I wasn’t THINKING!
January 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Both of these are brilliant ideas!! Clearly, I wasn’t THINKING!
Our neighbors made us get rid of our chickens… 😡
January 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Our neighbors made us get rid of our chickens… 😡
Love this! I’ll keep it available for all my rage needs!
January 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Love this! I’ll keep it available for all my rage needs!
I blew my kids’ college fund on a Starbucks flat white this morning… double whammy of coffee AND milk… sheesh! God HELP you if you’re a cold foam person — there’s eggs in them bitches!
January 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I blew my kids’ college fund on a Starbucks flat white this morning… double whammy of coffee AND milk… sheesh! God HELP you if you’re a cold foam person — there’s eggs in them bitches!
Everything anal involving lube that’s been HEAVILY infused with cannabis.
January 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Everything anal involving lube that’s been HEAVILY infused with cannabis.
I had one when I was about 7, back in 1979 (actually, it was a Stretch Monster, the same, but sort of a reptilian guy). I LOVED him, until my brother put him in the freezer and he froze solid and then his arm broke off.😞
January 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I had one when I was about 7, back in 1979 (actually, it was a Stretch Monster, the same, but sort of a reptilian guy). I LOVED him, until my brother put him in the freezer and he froze solid and then his arm broke off.😞
I copied and pasted the psi… there, I admitted it!
January 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I copied and pasted the psi… there, I admitted it!
Congratulations! How does one even go about publishing a book these days?
January 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Congratulations! How does one even go about publishing a book these days?
I know, right? I just got an iPhone 16 and I feel like I need to go and AT LEAST get a specialized Associates degree!
January 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I know, right? I just got an iPhone 16 and I feel like I need to go and AT LEAST get a specialized Associates degree!
It would totally work for your teenage son, though. Not only that, but it would go in the pile of homework that’s “too stupid to even do, Mom!”
January 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It would totally work for your teenage son, though. Not only that, but it would go in the pile of homework that’s “too stupid to even do, Mom!”
“Cows — go extinct!!”
January 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Cows — go extinct!!”
Wow — that first half sentence is the beginning of a poem! Do write it, please!
January 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Wow — that first half sentence is the beginning of a poem! Do write it, please!
My favorite movie of all time. Ever.
January 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My favorite movie of all time. Ever.
Same scenario.
My dog: you LOVE me? You have to GIVE dat to me!
My dog: you LOVE me? You have to GIVE dat to me!
January 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Same scenario.
My dog: you LOVE me? You have to GIVE dat to me!
My dog: you LOVE me? You have to GIVE dat to me!