Dallis
@actuallyitsdallis.bsky.social
Screenwriter
Pretty funny after a couple pints 🏴🇺🇸
📍Glasgow, Scotland
Pretty funny after a couple pints 🏴🇺🇸
📍Glasgow, Scotland
It’s the time of yr for writers to complain about how hard it is and for experienced writers to chime in to say “keep going!” While I stick my head in the sand and pretend that it’ll all be fine
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
It’s the time of yr for writers to complain about how hard it is and for experienced writers to chime in to say “keep going!” While I stick my head in the sand and pretend that it’ll all be fine
Best screenwriting podcast, GO!
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Best screenwriting podcast, GO!
Know what I don’t get?
Why places like the post office and doctors offices aren’t open on the weekend and have their “weekend” like midweek.
Sat and Sun are the days most of us are free and can run those “errands” rather than taking time out of our workday.
Why places like the post office and doctors offices aren’t open on the weekend and have their “weekend” like midweek.
Sat and Sun are the days most of us are free and can run those “errands” rather than taking time out of our workday.
January 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Know what I don’t get?
Why places like the post office and doctors offices aren’t open on the weekend and have their “weekend” like midweek.
Sat and Sun are the days most of us are free and can run those “errands” rather than taking time out of our workday.
Why places like the post office and doctors offices aren’t open on the weekend and have their “weekend” like midweek.
Sat and Sun are the days most of us are free and can run those “errands” rather than taking time out of our workday.
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January 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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December 22nd is so boring. It’s close-ish to Christmas but not close enough to be Christmas Eve-eve-eve
December 22, 2024 at 9:19 AM
December 22nd is so boring. It’s close-ish to Christmas but not close enough to be Christmas Eve-eve-eve
I think I'm going to cancel Threads. It's all 'looking to connect with XXX' and when you follow them, they don't follow you back. I feel like it's an out of control social experiment.
December 9, 2024 at 10:59 AM
I think I'm going to cancel Threads. It's all 'looking to connect with XXX' and when you follow them, they don't follow you back. I feel like it's an out of control social experiment.
#scriptsky
Advice, please!
I have a project in the outline stage; which I haven't pitched to anyone, BUT there is a director I think would be really interested in it, and may be keen to get involved at this early stage to help develop it.
Should I get in touch, or is that a bad idea?
Advice, please!
I have a project in the outline stage; which I haven't pitched to anyone, BUT there is a director I think would be really interested in it, and may be keen to get involved at this early stage to help develop it.
Should I get in touch, or is that a bad idea?
November 27, 2024 at 9:15 AM
#scriptsky
Advice, please!
I have a project in the outline stage; which I haven't pitched to anyone, BUT there is a director I think would be really interested in it, and may be keen to get involved at this early stage to help develop it.
Should I get in touch, or is that a bad idea?
Advice, please!
I have a project in the outline stage; which I haven't pitched to anyone, BUT there is a director I think would be really interested in it, and may be keen to get involved at this early stage to help develop it.
Should I get in touch, or is that a bad idea?
Oh yay, I get to celebrate when I get to 100 followers again!
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November 26, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Oh yay, I get to celebrate when I get to 100 followers again!
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Thing about bluesky is I have no fucking idea what’s going on. I love it
He's gonna go in his cabinet and see a bottle of Frenchs and collapse like Tony Soprano
November 26, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Thing about bluesky is I have no fucking idea what’s going on. I love it
Apparently my script is in the quarter-finals of a thing. Huh.
a bald man with a beard is asking the question oh really
ALT: a bald man with a beard is asking the question oh really
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Apparently my script is in the quarter-finals of a thing. Huh.
#scriptsky
Wondering what your opinions are on this:
What’s a better career path, tv writer or film writer?
Wondering what your opinions are on this:
What’s a better career path, tv writer or film writer?
November 13, 2024 at 7:32 AM
#scriptsky
Wondering what your opinions are on this:
What’s a better career path, tv writer or film writer?
Wondering what your opinions are on this:
What’s a better career path, tv writer or film writer?
I pretty much bled 40 pages of a pilot over the last three days so yeah, I’m feeling pretty good #scriptsky
a man sitting in front of a microphone with a star in the corner of his face
ALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with a star in the corner of his face
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2024 at 6:44 AM
I pretty much bled 40 pages of a pilot over the last three days so yeah, I’m feeling pretty good #scriptsky
Had to use my writing laptop for work (day job) today and now I just need to cleanse it of all the toxicity and day-job-goo.
jack sparrow from pirates of the caribbean has a beard and a bandana around his head
ALT: jack sparrow from pirates of the caribbean has a beard and a bandana around his head
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Had to use my writing laptop for work (day job) today and now I just need to cleanse it of all the toxicity and day-job-goo.
10 horror movies to get to know me:
1. Candyman (1992)
2. The Grudge
3. Ju-On: The Grudge
4. Aliens
5. Poltergeist
6. Stir of Echoes
7. Late Night with the Devil
8. A Nightmare on Elm Street
9. IT: Chapter One
10. The Sixth Sense
1. Candyman (1992)
2. The Grudge
3. Ju-On: The Grudge
4. Aliens
5. Poltergeist
6. Stir of Echoes
7. Late Night with the Devil
8. A Nightmare on Elm Street
9. IT: Chapter One
10. The Sixth Sense
10 horror movies to get to know me:
1. An American Werewolf in London
2. Rec
3. Rec2
4. Alien
5. The Thing
6. The Changeling
7. Bram Stoker’s Dracula
8. Pulse (2001)
9. Kwaidan
10. Krampus
1. An American Werewolf in London
2. Rec
3. Rec2
4. Alien
5. The Thing
6. The Changeling
7. Bram Stoker’s Dracula
8. Pulse (2001)
9. Kwaidan
10. Krampus
November 11, 2024 at 10:24 AM
10 horror movies to get to know me:
1. Candyman (1992)
2. The Grudge
3. Ju-On: The Grudge
4. Aliens
5. Poltergeist
6. Stir of Echoes
7. Late Night with the Devil
8. A Nightmare on Elm Street
9. IT: Chapter One
10. The Sixth Sense
1. Candyman (1992)
2. The Grudge
3. Ju-On: The Grudge
4. Aliens
5. Poltergeist
6. Stir of Echoes
7. Late Night with the Devil
8. A Nightmare on Elm Street
9. IT: Chapter One
10. The Sixth Sense
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please give pedro pascal a swashbuckler movie
my man was grown in a lab specifically to wear a hat with a feather on it and go "a-HA" and it is a shame on the world that we deny him that
my man was grown in a lab specifically to wear a hat with a feather on it and go "a-HA" and it is a shame on the world that we deny him that
November 11, 2024 at 1:01 AM
please give pedro pascal a swashbuckler movie
my man was grown in a lab specifically to wear a hat with a feather on it and go "a-HA" and it is a shame on the world that we deny him that
my man was grown in a lab specifically to wear a hat with a feather on it and go "a-HA" and it is a shame on the world that we deny him that
Had a dream that I pitched a stage play and then had to write it in a hurry with no resources.
Not sure what that means (I don’t write plays) but I woke up pretty stressed out.
Not sure what that means (I don’t write plays) but I woke up pretty stressed out.
December 26, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Had a dream that I pitched a stage play and then had to write it in a hurry with no resources.
Not sure what that means (I don’t write plays) but I woke up pretty stressed out.
Not sure what that means (I don’t write plays) but I woke up pretty stressed out.
In my mind, opticians, dentists and obgyns all fall into the “I really don’t want you to fucking touch me” category.
November 8, 2023 at 10:09 AM
In my mind, opticians, dentists and obgyns all fall into the “I really don’t want you to fucking touch me” category.
I saw a post earlier from someone asking more people to picket because the studio execs are noticing that the picket lines are looking a little anemic.
I feel really strongly that more actors with notoriety should be out there, wielding their power for those who have no power to wield. #sag-aftra
I feel really strongly that more actors with notoriety should be out there, wielding their power for those who have no power to wield. #sag-aftra
October 19, 2023 at 8:59 AM
I saw a post earlier from someone asking more people to picket because the studio execs are noticing that the picket lines are looking a little anemic.
I feel really strongly that more actors with notoriety should be out there, wielding their power for those who have no power to wield. #sag-aftra
I feel really strongly that more actors with notoriety should be out there, wielding their power for those who have no power to wield. #sag-aftra
Shit, man. Don’t even know what happened, it just happened
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October 11, 2023 at 5:56 AM
Shit, man. Don’t even know what happened, it just happened
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Every time I open Blue Sky I get the ELO song in my head.
October 4, 2023 at 7:32 AM
Every time I open Blue Sky I get the ELO song in my head.
I wait for Sunday every week and then when it gets here I’m like “housework is soooo booooooring”
October 1, 2023 at 11:19 AM
I wait for Sunday every week and then when it gets here I’m like “housework is soooo booooooring”
I can’t get my son and his pal into the same world on Minecraft and it’s a massive pain.
September 29, 2023 at 3:52 PM
I can’t get my son and his pal into the same world on Minecraft and it’s a massive pain.