elon musk (actually)
@actuallyelonmusk.bsky.social
twitter, spacex, tesla, etc. he / him.
please don't tell anyone i'm on here.
please don't tell anyone i'm on here.
ok.. so it MAY have been a bad idea throwing my hat in with the science / climate denier crowd when i own a space exploration company and electric car brand.
March 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
ok.. so it MAY have been a bad idea throwing my hat in with the science / climate denier crowd when i own a space exploration company and electric car brand.
yeah, but if i have trump declare it national opposite day it'll be like HE backed out of the interview with ME.
March 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
yeah, but if i have trump declare it national opposite day it'll be like HE backed out of the interview with ME.
how am i supposed to follow along to any of this without a narrator telling me what's going on? and why does the dialogue seem so scripted?
March 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
how am i supposed to follow along to any of this without a narrator telling me what's going on? and why does the dialogue seem so scripted?
this is nothing like the real white house. why is nobody hiding from the chief of staff in the utilities closet? how come nobodies screaming or crying?
March 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
this is nothing like the real white house. why is nobody hiding from the chief of staff in the utilities closet? how come nobodies screaming or crying?
i've decided to watch the west wing. 5 minutes in and it's nothing but a bunch of communist gobbledygook.
March 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i've decided to watch the west wing. 5 minutes in and it's nothing but a bunch of communist gobbledygook.
yeah, that's the last time i go to the barber and ask for the hitler youth.
March 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
yeah, that's the last time i go to the barber and ask for the hitler youth.
close. i actually swallowed an entire secretary desk on a dare.
March 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
close. i actually swallowed an entire secretary desk on a dare.
i'd say i'm more like red skull.
March 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i'd say i'm more like red skull.
double standards are the best standards.
most people only have one, but we get to have two.
it's like getting two ice cream sundae's for dinner instead of reading about how so many people hate me.
most people only have one, but we get to have two.
it's like getting two ice cream sundae's for dinner instead of reading about how so many people hate me.
March 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
double standards are the best standards.
most people only have one, but we get to have two.
it's like getting two ice cream sundae's for dinner instead of reading about how so many people hate me.
most people only have one, but we get to have two.
it's like getting two ice cream sundae's for dinner instead of reading about how so many people hate me.
this is false - 12 year old's would respect safety standards.
March 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
this is false - 12 year old's would respect safety standards.
you can also do what i do and take a black magic market to the parts you don't like. mine looks like an article from the SCP foundation!
March 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
you can also do what i do and take a black magic market to the parts you don't like. mine looks like an article from the SCP foundation!
wait, there's a video where i get to colonizer foreign plants AND take their resources? how have i not heard of this yet!?
March 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
wait, there's a video where i get to colonizer foreign plants AND take their resources? how have i not heard of this yet!?
wait, that was an insult..
February 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
wait, that was an insult..
amazing post!
February 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
amazing post!
Stealing this and changing the name of my business to The Göring company™.
February 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Stealing this and changing the name of my business to The Göring company™.
It's very sweet of you to think I actually measure.
February 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It's very sweet of you to think I actually measure.
I can't hear you over the sound of Grok 3.0 telling me how cool I am.
February 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I can't hear you over the sound of Grok 3.0 telling me how cool I am.
relax. i'm using NordVPN.
February 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
relax. i'm using NordVPN.
if you can also email your names as well for... reasons... that'd be appreciated as well.
February 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
if you can also email your names as well for... reasons... that'd be appreciated as well.