elon musk (actually)
@actuallyelonmusk.bsky.social
twitter, spacex, tesla, etc. he / him.
please don't tell anyone i'm on here.
please don't tell anyone i'm on here.
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yes, I’ve been receiving death threats.. and as someone whose as chronically online as I am, both socially and as a gamer, I assure you that this has never happened to anyone else ever before.
March 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
yes, I’ve been receiving death threats.. and as someone whose as chronically online as I am, both socially and as a gamer, I assure you that this has never happened to anyone else ever before.
just found out george lowe died. thinking about watching a couple of episodes of the west wing or parks and rec as a tribute.
March 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
just found out george lowe died. thinking about watching a couple of episodes of the west wing or parks and rec as a tribute.
not many people know this, but the entire musk family lives by mogwai rules.
March 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
not many people know this, but the entire musk family lives by mogwai rules.
i've programmed grok to love me.
checkmate libs!
checkmate libs!
March 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i've programmed grok to love me.
checkmate libs!
checkmate libs!
stop calling me a "welfare queen".
my pronouns are he/him.
my pronouns are he/him.
February 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
stop calling me a "welfare queen".
my pronouns are he/him.
my pronouns are he/him.
my hair transplant just helps me feel more like a man.
it WAS NOT gender affirming care.
it WAS NOT gender affirming care.
February 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
my hair transplant just helps me feel more like a man.
it WAS NOT gender affirming care.
it WAS NOT gender affirming care.
donald trump went to the bathroom.
i'm thinking about pawing under the door, like a cat.
i'm thinking about pawing under the door, like a cat.
February 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
donald trump went to the bathroom.
i'm thinking about pawing under the door, like a cat.
i'm thinking about pawing under the door, like a cat.
it was surreal attending president trumps inauguration.
one day we'll all watch the documentaries back, sinister music will be playing, and here i am getting to experience it live!
one day we'll all watch the documentaries back, sinister music will be playing, and here i am getting to experience it live!
January 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
it was surreal attending president trumps inauguration.
one day we'll all watch the documentaries back, sinister music will be playing, and here i am getting to experience it live!
one day we'll all watch the documentaries back, sinister music will be playing, and here i am getting to experience it live!
the joke is that i was doing a nazi salute to make it LOOK like i was doing a nazi salute. i have a very weighty brain.
January 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
the joke is that i was doing a nazi salute to make it LOOK like i was doing a nazi salute. i have a very weighty brain.
i don't get why every one is so mad at me.
January 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i don't get why every one is so mad at me.
sorry for not posting in awhile, i forgot my password and i couldn't just yell down the hallway.
January 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
sorry for not posting in awhile, i forgot my password and i couldn't just yell down the hallway.
dame judi dench sideboob.
December 17, 2024 at 2:18 AM
dame judi dench sideboob.
people often ask me, "elon.. you're an asshole".
December 12, 2024 at 9:04 PM
people often ask me, "elon.. you're an asshole".
i've managed to lock myself in the bathroom at mar-a-lago.
can someone please come get me?
i've almost run out complimentary soaps to eat.
can someone please come get me?
i've almost run out complimentary soaps to eat.
November 28, 2024 at 6:25 AM
i've managed to lock myself in the bathroom at mar-a-lago.
can someone please come get me?
i've almost run out complimentary soaps to eat.
can someone please come get me?
i've almost run out complimentary soaps to eat.
it's pronounced "EL-on".
November 26, 2024 at 8:01 AM
it's pronounced "EL-on".
i thought i had dandruff but it was just a bunch of frosted flakes i rubbed into my hair for breakfast.
November 25, 2024 at 6:14 AM
i thought i had dandruff but it was just a bunch of frosted flakes i rubbed into my hair for breakfast.
pffft. i'm allowed to impersonate tony stark on my website.
November 22, 2024 at 6:42 PM
pffft. i'm allowed to impersonate tony stark on my website.
you're 3 inches inside of me and ramaswamy is 3 inches inside of you. you moving forward or back?
winner gets to actually run this DOGE thing we made up.
winner gets to actually run this DOGE thing we made up.
November 21, 2024 at 7:11 AM
you're 3 inches inside of me and ramaswamy is 3 inches inside of you. you moving forward or back?
winner gets to actually run this DOGE thing we made up.
winner gets to actually run this DOGE thing we made up.
bluesky WISHES they had the brand synergy that X does.
we have tweets, what do they have?
ok.. so I just remembered they’re not called tweets anymore. they’re called.. uhhh.. ok. bad example.
we have tweets, what do they have?
ok.. so I just remembered they’re not called tweets anymore. they’re called.. uhhh.. ok. bad example.
November 19, 2024 at 6:10 PM
bluesky WISHES they had the brand synergy that X does.
we have tweets, what do they have?
ok.. so I just remembered they’re not called tweets anymore. they’re called.. uhhh.. ok. bad example.
we have tweets, what do they have?
ok.. so I just remembered they’re not called tweets anymore. they’re called.. uhhh.. ok. bad example.
@uberjnet.bsky.social - hello jeanette!
it's me, your friend elon musk.
i saw that you have BLM in your profile.
does that happen to stand for "Better Land on Mars"?
if so, do you own the trademark for that?
it's me, your friend elon musk.
i saw that you have BLM in your profile.
does that happen to stand for "Better Land on Mars"?
if so, do you own the trademark for that?
November 18, 2024 at 9:59 PM
@uberjnet.bsky.social - hello jeanette!
it's me, your friend elon musk.
i saw that you have BLM in your profile.
does that happen to stand for "Better Land on Mars"?
if so, do you own the trademark for that?
it's me, your friend elon musk.
i saw that you have BLM in your profile.
does that happen to stand for "Better Land on Mars"?
if so, do you own the trademark for that?
how do i get one of those little blue checkmark thingies?
like and share if you know how to get one of those blue checkmark thingies on here or also if you know how to get your kids to start speaking to you again.
like and share if you know how to get one of those blue checkmark thingies on here or also if you know how to get your kids to start speaking to you again.
November 18, 2024 at 9:41 PM
how do i get one of those little blue checkmark thingies?
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wow, this is so much better!
November 15, 2024 at 5:18 AM
wow, this is so much better!