The dissonance between "I should wear a mask" and "I will allow my socks to directly touch a transit seat" is astonishing.

I have no idea who this man is, other than his name, and I also don't follow this sub, but I have learned everything about him and his horrible treatment of his dog through constant reddit headlines

me, 3 rows away, loudly and repeatedly, to no one: "Is this a plane, or a tray? An ice cube tray? Get it? Because that one guy over there? Looks kinda like that guy? A tray!" *presses attendant call button until someone acknowledges my joke*

I love that you're doing "we don't need (blank), we have (blank) at home" to yourself

Instead, I suggested rallying the base by sending them 300 texts a day asking for money

You may notice that, in episodes of Murder She Wrote, you rarely see anyone's feet. This is because Jessica Fletcher had difficulty writing convincing feet, so she often hid them, employed extreme writerly perspective, or gave murder suspects excess pouches